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    I hate hard butter too... have you tried:

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    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck, wood?
    at the draft party a couple of years ago, and under a considerable haze, i heard Birdman yell out the following (about 4 or 5 times, i think) - "don't marry yourselves to players!" he went on to reiterate that idea more than once on the boards, and i believe it to be absolutely sage.

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    Drunken Crunker, what is the difference between a duck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UberJarhead View Post
    I hate hard butter too... have you tried:


    No but that looks delicious! I love honey! What a marvelous combination.

    Quote Originally Posted by Birdman View Post
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck, wood?
    A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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    Drunken Crunker, what is the difference between a duck?
    Goose.

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