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    Quote Originally Posted by rinkrat View Post
    Can you run on a submerged log?
    Yes.

    I was trained under the legendary Paul St.Jean.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljd-MwiRReA]YouTube - Log Rollers[/ame]

    I also like to roller blade

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    I need to grab a beer with Crunker whenever I go to Vancouver.

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    I hate hard butter too... have you tried:

    “Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.”
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    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck, wood?
    at the draft party a couple of years ago, and under a considerable haze, i heard Birdman yell out the following (about 4 or 5 times, i think) - "don't marry yourselves to players!" he went on to reiterate that idea more than once on the boards, and i believe it to be absolutely sage.

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    Drunken Crunker, what is the difference between a duck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UberJarhead View Post
    I hate hard butter too... have you tried:


    No but that looks delicious! I love honey! What a marvelous combination.

    Quote Originally Posted by Birdman View Post
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck, wood?
    A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    Quote Originally Posted by Vrankol View Post
    Drunken Crunker, what is the difference between a duck?
    Goose.

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    Dc...
    First date options...whistler snow boarding or Canucks vs Flames game?

    Kokanne or labatt blue?

    Margarita or piña colada?

    Piña colonic?!?!?

    Roofie colada?!?!?!?!?!?

    Mark hardy or Lawrence Taylor?

    Ihop or dennys?

    Ontario reign or las vegas wranglers?

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