I hate hard butter and sidewalk pedestrian traffic jams.

**Drunken Crunker** · May 25th, 2010, 11:28 PM

THE Power Down Guy
Dc...
First date options...whistler snow boarding or Canucks vs Flames game?

Tough choice but going to have to go for the hockey game.

Kokanne or labatt blue?

Sleeman Cream Ale

Margarita or piña colada?

Double fist it. Give me one of both!

Piña colonic?!?!?

I love rum-based enemas for cleansing purposes!

Roofie colada?!?!?!?!?!?

No..... That's the whole reason I had to wrestle a Koala Bear.

Mark hardy or Lawrence Taylor?

That's like asking me if I would like peas or carrots. I can't choose, they both taste like poo.

Ihop or dennys?

Ihop

Ontario reign or las vegas wranglers?

Victoria Salmon Kings

**P. Diddy** · May 26th, 2010, 12:38 AM

Replace a kidney or lose a lung?

Henrik or Daniel?

If somehow the oilers played the flames for the cup who do you pick?

Boxers or briefs?

Dave scatchard or tempo numminem?

Bruno or borat?

Torpso army or kool aid army?

Kool aid army or kiss army?

San Diego or Dallas?

Dolphins or orcas?

Love or lust?

A woman who's gorgeous but dumb as a rock, or a borderline ugly girl with gap teeth that's smarter than a 5th grader?

Does the velvet merkin make you Randy?

Do you like the user ketel&tonic as muchas I do?

Cosmos or Mai tais?

**Drunken Crunker** · May 26th, 2010, 01:06 PM

THE Power Down Guy:
Replace a kidney or lose a lung?

Kidney

Henrik or Daniel?

Daniel

If somehow the oilers played the flames for the cup who do you pick?

Oilers- as a young lad they were my 2nd favorite team.

Boxers or briefs?

Boxers

Dave scatchard or tempo numminem?

Scatchard. I liked him since he was drafted by the Cancuks.

Bruno or borat?

Borat

Torpso army or kool aid army?

Kool aid army or kiss army?

Is this a LGK thing that I'm not aware of?

San Diego or Dallas?

San Diego

Dolphins or orcas?

Hmmm toughie, I like both but I'm going with the orcas

P.S. The documentary "The Cove" made me cry.

Love or lust?

I'm a romantic. I love to lust.

A woman who's gorgeous but dumb as a rock, or a borderline ugly girl with gap teeth that's smarter than a 5th grader?

I can work with dumb.

Does the velvet merkin make you Randy?

I must admit, he does make me Jones.

Do you like the user ketel&tonic as muchas I do?

Oui!, beaucoup!

Cosmos or Mai tais?

Mai tais

**mitchrock** · May 26th, 2010, 01:21 PM

shocker or spocker?

**Drunken Crunker** · May 26th, 2010, 02:05 PM

Is this a spocker or shocker?

**mitchrock** · May 26th, 2010, 02:15 PM

or shocker

**Drunken Crunker** · May 26th, 2010, 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by mitchrock

or shocker

what? no Mexican pickup truck?

P.S. do you like big boobs?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhrpUrqhFK4]YouTube - The World's Biggest Boobs[/ame]

**mitchrock** · May 26th, 2010, 02:31 PM

absofrickenlutely

**IMPACT** · May 26th, 2010, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by Drunken Crunker

what? no Mexican pickup truck?[/url]

Well hell you might as well add a Donkey Punch to the mix!

The Velvet Merkin · June 14th, 2010, 06:34 AM

Has anyone ever approached you to sell Amway?

If a guy is dating a girl over 25 why is it his girlfriend? Why isn't it his Woman Friend?

The Velvet Merkin got a request/demand from The Pincushion Merkin's in his voicemail to bring home eggs.
Should The Velvet Merkin attempt to an excellent "Man Friend" and take it to the next level by bringing home a few geese-a-laying?

What if Hollywood made prostitutes wear chicken hats like this?

What percentage drop would you estimate the city would see in prostitutes on Santa Monica boulevard? Or do you think prostitution would actually increase in an attempt to get such cool hats?

What is the last thing you bought on E-bay?

Do you think an Al Iafrate slapshot to the pelvic region would break an athletic cup? Or would the entire jockstrap just pull a France and make run for it when they saw him winding up?

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