Has anyone ever approached you to sell Amway?
Actually never. But there have been multiple attempts by many to convert me into a Jehovah's Witness.
If a guy is dating a girl over 25 why is it his girlfriend? Why isn't it his Woman Friend?
I agree, and furthermore whenever I am dating I require my significant other to refer to me as her "Man Friend"... and then 'cause I'm so gangsta I say I A'INT NO ONES BOY BEOTCH!@!Then I double tap the glock strapped to my leg and scowl for extra emphasis...then I like to sit down; cuddle, and enjoy a bowl of chunky monkey....
The Velvet Merkin got a request/demand from The Pincushion Merkin's in his voicemail to bring home eggs.
Should The Velvet Merkin attempt to an excellent "Man Friend" and take it to the next level by bringing home a few geese-a-laying?
I'd bring home 6.
What if Hollywood made prostitutes wear chicken hats like this?
I think a lot of "Johns" would start dressing up as Roosters.
What percentage drop would you estimate the city would see in prostitutes on Santa Monica boulevard? Or do you think prostitution would actually increase in an attempt to get such cool hats?
Decrease in Hollywood...increase in Kentucky.
What is the last thing you bought on E-bay?
I have never bought on E-bay.
Do you think an Al Iafrate slapshot to the pelvic region would break an athletic cup? Or would the entire jockstrap just pull a France and make run for it when they saw him winding up?
I think the jockstrap would pull a "Salo". Al Iafrate slapshot? To stick around would be nutz