I hate hard butter and sidewalk pedestrian traffic jams.

Damn! I love this thread!

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As a Canucks fan, what would be your perfect offseason?

Gloating to Flames fans how we just won the Stanley Cup.

Have you ever been to LA?

Yes. Several times. I went to a small private high school and we went to L.A. for our grad trip.

Do you have a favorite spot in "The States"?

My parents just got back from Carlsbad caves. really wanna check that out.

How often do you eat poutine?

Not too regularly. It is quite good though.. Huge in montreal. - here in Victoria I usually get mine at NY Fries.

What insect/Arachnid/whatever do you fear the most?

hmmm insects and spiders don't bother me much. But I am afraid of the dark, small places, and Jason Spezza's laugh.

If you were to give advice to a new LGKer, what would it be?

Try the veal.

How long did you lurk before you joined?

I believe it was for about a week. Actually I joined right away but lurked before I posted.

What poster(s) did you really notice ,good or bad, during your lurking days?

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hmmm quite a few... I was impressed by the overall make-up of the fan base here. Probably why I decided to hang around and start posting. :nerd:

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Cruncker, when getting ready to pass out for the night, do you roll up the stairs or down?

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I levitate like an angel.....

Davy Crockett killed himself a b'ar when he was only three, what did you accomplish by the time you were three?


Have you heard about the Firefox add on that blocks any Justin Bieber mention picture, etc from your browser? It's called Shaved Bieber.
Shaved Bieber | F.A.T.

Have you ever listened to a Home Depot ad that said U.S. only see stores for details and thought about driving to the US for the special?

Who wins the cup first among the three teams with the longest cup droughts? LA, St Louis, or Toronto?

Assuming He ignored Graces advice about not throwing anyone because of his bad knee, How far do you think Principal Rooney could have throw Ferris Bueller?

The Velvet Merkin is sure that you have seen the "Visit California" ads and/or ads to visit other states.
The Velvet Merkin has an idea why doesn't Massachusetts take U2's "I will follow" [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8TkcslQ2VA]YouTube - U2 I Will Follow[/ame]

And changed the chorus to
Come to Massachusetts
Come to Massachusetts
Fun will Follow

Come to Massachusetts
Come to Massachusetts
Fun will follow


Great idea of Fan****ingtastic idea?

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Davy Crockett killed himself a b'ar when he was only three, what did you accomplish by the time you were three?

I invented the 'button-fly', the umbrella tooth-pick and the Tim Hortons “Flip the lid to win” game.... I also stopped playing with my poo poo kaa kaa as much..

Have you heard about the Firefox add on that blocks any Justin Bieber mention picture, etc from your browser? It's called Shaved Bieber.
Shaved Bieber | F.A.T.

ADDED!!! :score2:

Have you ever listened to a Home Depot ad that said U.S. only see stores for details and thought about driving to the US for the special?

Yes. I often feel a little shunned and persecuted by those commercials.... kinda like the Quebecois in Canada...

Who wins the cup first among the three teams with the longest cup droughts? LA, St Louis, or Toronto?

Close one between St.Louis and L.A. I think they are similar in that they both have deep farm systems with some young prospect just starting to come into their own and nearing stardom. Expect both will be battling it out in the playoffs for years to come.

Assuming He ignored Graces advice about not throwing anyone because of his bad knee, How far do you think Principal Rooney could have throw Ferris Bueller?

Solely based on the assumption that his knee really is as bad as Grace proclaims...

11-and a ½ inches...

which coincidentally is the same size as my....

The Velvet Merkin is sure that you have seen the "Visit California" ads and/or ads to visit other states.
The Velvet Merkin has an idea why doesn't Massachusetts take U2's "I will follow" YouTube - U2 I Will Follow

And changed the chorus to
Come to Massachusetts
Come to Massachusetts
Fun will Follow

Come to Massachusetts
Come to Massachusetts
Fun will follow


Great idea of Fan****ingtastic idea?

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Come on now... that is nothing short of Fan****ingtastic!!! :mj:

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Damn! I love this thread!

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:24smile: +1

Should Amanda Seyfried and Patrick Roy start a Vegas Act involving magic and white llamas?




Which Chipmunk is your personality closest to? Alvin, Simon, or Theodore?



Why hasn't Obama called MacGyver to fix the oil leak in the Gulf?




How do you like your bush? Shaved, hairy or George?



Rorschach test: what is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this picture?
http://www.ashlandskateboards.com/wp...san_onofre.jpg

Does this reinforce that thought even more?
http://i979.photobucket.com/albums/a...in/BEN2530.jpg

What about this?
http://taxdollars.freedomblogging.co...beachgoers.jpg









Did you go to any Olympic events in Van city?



Are you going to see the A-team movie?

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Should Amanda Seyfried and Patrick Roy start a Vegas Act involving magic and white llamas?

Yes. I also think Patrick son should be the opening act. He is an awesome musician after all.

P.S. I used to have a llama back when I was just a wee little farm boy. I even starred in the "little britches rodeo" where I rode a sheep.

(insert perverted joke here.)

Which Chipmunk is your personality closest to? Alvin, Simon, or Theodore?

Alvin. Apparently I can be a bit of a brat who suffers from Peter Pan Syndrome.

Why hasn't Obama called MacGyver to fix the oil leak in the Gulf?

He thought he had but actually accidentally phoned MacGruber instead.

How do you like your bush? Shaved, hairy or George?

Shaved in the form of a heart. Cause I'm romantic and *****.

Rorschach test: what is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this picture?
http://www.ashlandskateboards.com/wp...san_onofre.jpg

Does this reinforce that thought even more?
http://i979.photobucket.com/albums/a...in/BEN2530.jpg

What about this?
http://taxdollars.freedomblogging.co...beachgoers.jpg

hmmmm Breasteses!!!!!!!!!!! :kingsgirl:

Did you go to any Olympic events in Van city?

No but I babysat my parents dog so they could go.

I'm going to heaven.

Are you going to see the A-team movie?

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Thinking about it. I remember turning 7 or 8 or something and inviting all my friends over for my b-day party where we gorged on hot dogs, jube jubes and watched the final episode of A-Team...

Greatest birthday eva!!!!!!!!

Since The Velvet Merkin knows how nationalistic Canadians are.
Who is the best looking Canadian celeb in your eyes?

and

Who is the best looking Non- Canadian celeb in your eyes?

When is the last time you heard " in your eyes" by Peter Gabriel?

Does does The Velvet Merkin despise Phil Collins so much?

Where did all these Seths come from (Seth McFarland, Seth Green, Seth Rogan)?


The Velvet Merkin knew one Seth his entire life. Is being a Seth give one a head start in the race to fame and fortune?

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Since The Velvet Merkin knows how nationalistic Canadians are.
Who is the best looking Canadian celeb in your eyes?

I have had 'teeny bop crushes' on Nelly Furtado (she's from my hometown), Estella Warren (better synchronized swimmer than actress) Evangeline Lilly (I once got lost and called out to here... no answer) and Shania Twain (hate country music... like reverse cowgirl).

I also fell in love w/ Elisha Cuthbert when I saw the Movie "The Girl Next Door"... I then felt shame and repulsion when I saw an episode of "cribs" on MTV where I discovered she was 'bumping uglies' with Sean Avery. :43smile:

Who is the best looking Non- Canadian celeb in your eyes?

I will always love Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock but right now I kinda like Valentina Zambrotta.

When is the last time you heard " in your eyes" by Peter Gabriel?

Probably been a good ten years if I had to guess.

Does does The Velvet Merkin despise Phil Collins so much?

Cause VM is a wise wise man and realizes that Master Collins is the anti-christ dressed up in disguise.

Another day in paradise my ass!

Where did all these Seths come from (Seth McFarland, Seth Green, Seth Rogan)?

Seth was actually the third son of Adam and Eve and has been spreading his name like gangbusters ever since.

A.K.A. blame the hebrews

The Velvet Merkin knew one Seth his entire life. Is being a Seth give one a head start in the race to fame and fortune?

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It does - Seth means the 'anointed one'.

Clear case of name favoritism if you ask me.

Bathroom etiquette question: If a guy in the stall next to you in grunt and groaning, then you hear a toot and a stream equivalent to Old Faithful, is it wrong to cheer? Would it cross the line to clap and toss in a "Good job!"?



Do Prius owners owe other drivers restitution for their crappy pretentious driving?


Time for another Rorschach test

What is the first thing you think of when you see this?

http://matanews.com/wp-content/uploads/Abalone.jpg

http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/uima...7-Abalone2.jpg




Who is your favorite Baldwin brother?



What did hard butter ever do to you?