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    Merkin there is something wrong with that one lol i hope you used a glove!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Velvet Merkin View Post
    Bathroom etiquette question: If a guy in the stall next to you in grunt and groaning, then you hear a toot and a stream equivalent to Old Faithful, is it wrong to cheer? Would it cross the line to clap and toss in a "Good job!"?

    I use scorecards. and try to start a bathroom group wave.

    Do Prius owners owe other drivers restitution for their crappy pretentious driving?

    I would argue that yes..yes they do!

    Those no good pretentious Prius elites! I think they all sufer from penis envy.


    Time for another Rorschach test

    What is the first thing you think of when you see this?


    A beat-up old catchers mitt. STIIRIKE!!!





    Who is your favorite Baldwin brother?

    Stephen... he is a hunk-a-hunka of burning burning love!!


    What did hard butter ever do to you?
    Annihilated many pieces of innocent and delicious delectable toast.... and kicked me in the junk and gave me a purple nurple.

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    Sean, here's a question for you...which Sean are you most like:

    Sean Connery

    Sean "P. Diddy" Combs

    Sean Bean

    or

    Sean Astin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mitchrock View Post
    Sean, here's a question for you...which Sean are you most like:

    Sean Connery

    Sean "P. Diddy" Combs

    Sean Bean

    or

    Sean Astin?
    or Seanna Summer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mitchrock View Post
    Sean, here's a question for you...which Sean are you most like:

    Sean Connery

    Sean "P. Diddy" Combs

    Sean Bean

    or

    Sean Astin?
    Hmmm... well I was named after Sean Connery because my mom had a crush on him when I was born so I guess I will pick him.

    Plus we are both balding Scottish men who turned down the acting role of a lifetime as John Blackthorne in James Clavell's Shogun.
    Last edited by Drunken Crunker; June 23rd, 2010 at 02:23 PM.

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    What is the dumbest thing you have ever done drunk?

    Do you have any pets?

    Are you more afraid of transsexuals or aliens?

    Do you think the rumors of the Kings trading Quick have any Credence?

    What is your favorite song from Creedence Clearwater Revival?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug Fresh View Post
    Why isn't Doug sharing his popcorn?

    Did Doug miss the whole "sharing" lesson in kindergarten

    Should Sharon's be required to share more than others?

    Which girl on gossip girl invokes the Knick, knack, paddy whack(give a dog a bone) clause with you?

    Is it wrong that The Velvet Merkin hated this dog as soon as The Velvet Merkin saw this picture?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Velvet Merkin View Post
    What is the dumbest thing you have ever done drunk?

    There is quite a lot, but I would have to say getting engaged, and trying to jump on a moored boat from the dock and missing entirely and falling into the Ocean.


    Do you have any pets?

    Nope but I do have a third nipple.


    Are you more afraid of transsexuals or aliens?

    Hmmm probably transsexuals

    Do you think the rumors of the Kings trading Quick have any Credence?

    Only if they are confident enough in Bernier and are able to secure the services of a veteran goalie who can help mentor young Jonathan.

    What is your favorite song from Creedence Clearwater Revival?

    "Keep On Chooglin' "

    How did the VM like the draft? Did he find it boring or super duper exciting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drunken Crunker View Post
    How did the VM like the draft? Did he find it boring or super duper exciting?
    Business got in the way and The Velvet Merkin was unable to attend.


    What did you do this weekend?

    What's for lunch?

    Do you like the trade The Canucks made at the draft?

    What is your prediction of where Ilya K. signs?

    Have you ever actually eaten Trail Mix (it's god given use)while hiking?

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