I hate hard butter and sidewalk pedestrian traffic jams.

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Yay! You're both back. Thank you.

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The Velvet Merkin has been painting The Velvet Merkin compound.
A weekend project turned in to the equivalent The Godfather Trilogy.

Outside of watching Iron Eagle, The Velvet Merkin has had little joy in his life in the last week. Read this
http://www.letsgokings.com/bbs/f13/m...le-180812.html





If you had to choose in believing in ghosts, aliens, or Russians that actually sign contracts what would you choose?

Drugs you have done? (Drunken Crunker can plead the Fifth)





Tell us your exercise regiment.


Do you still own any VHS tapes?


What does Mel Gibson do for an encore at this point? Just case in Drunken Crunker hasn't heard
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJOgdKmnblA]YouTube - Recording of Mel Gibson's Alleged Racist Rant[/ame]

and this

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EXCLUSIVE AUDIO: Another Mel Gibson Slur Caught On Tape In Crazed Rage - Listen To It Here | RadarOnline.com

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What does Mel Gibson do for an encore at this point? Just case in Drunken Crunker hasn't heard
YouTube - Recording of Mel Gibson's Alleged Racist Rant

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EXCLUSIVE AUDIO: Another Mel Gibson Slur Caught On Tape In Crazed Rage - Listen To It Here | RadarOnline.com

Thanks AnnaP

The Velvet Merkin added that to his question.

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The Velvet Merkin has been painting The Velvet Merkin compound.
A weekend project turned in to the equivalent The Godfather Trilogy.

Outside of watching Iron Eagle, The Velvet Merkin has had little joy in his life in the last week. Read this
http://www.letsgokings.com/bbs/f13/m...le-180812.html
Okay. I don't need to see it now.

If you had to choose in believing in ghosts, aliens, or Russians that actually sign contracts what would you choose?
Ghost writers

Drugs you have done? (Drunken Crunker can plead the Fifth)
Umm. I grew up in the '60s.

Tell us your exercise regiment.
Get up, make coffee, drink 12plus cups, shower, open computer, read VM and DK posts, avoid all mentions of Kovalchuk.

Do you still own any VHS tapes?
Casino, Gone With the Wind, all Queen tapes.

What does Mel Gibson do for an encore at this point? Just case in Drunken Crunker hasn't heard
YouTube - Recording of Mel Gibson's Alleged Racist Rant

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His mouth is a "Lethal Weapon" so please no more of those movies.

I am old so not very good at this. Please continue DK.

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If you had to choose in believing in ghosts, aliens, or Russians that actually sign contracts what would you choose?

Ghosts... but I still believe the Russian will sign in LA eventually.

Drugs you have done? (Drunken Crunker can plead the Fifth)

Experimented with a few different ones but only hang out w/ Mary Jane now. :grouphug:

Tell us your exercise regiment.

Wake up, stretch, and have a bowel movement.

Do you still own any VHS tapes?

I do... I have Confidence, the 72' Summit series, and loads of porn.

What does Mel Gibson do for an encore at this point? Just case in Drunken Crunker hasn't heard
YouTube - Recording of Mel Gibson's Alleged Racist Rant

and this

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Next step... infomercial spokesperson and deranged nomadic cult leader. :nhl:

When did you last listen to Huey Lewis and the News?

How do you eat your toast?

Did Drunken Crunker ever have a pyromania stage? (either Def Leppard or burning things)

Do you know karate?


In Trail British Columbia, do eat Trail Mix on name along.

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When did you last listen to Huey Lewis and the News?

March 17th, 2009 @ 11:17 p.m. when I watched Back to the Future featuring the heartfelt song "The Power of Love" as a key track in this 1985 groundbreaking sci-fi film.

How do you eat your toast?

Orally.

I tend to use my back molars the most, but from time to time I am not afraid to clamp down on said toast with my lateral incisor and Orthodontic Braces.


Did Drunken Crunker ever have a pyromania stage? (either Def Leppard or burning things)

Not really. I was a good kid who baked brownies for the neighborhood and mowed lawns for the house-bound geriatric population.

I did go through a stage (age 5 - 7), where I would burn ants w/ a magnifying glass though. :butcher:

Do you know karate?

Of course! This is a picture of me competing in a Karate tournament last year in Summerland, BC.

http://scienceblogs.com/zooillogix/karate%20chimp.jpg


In Trail British Columbia, do eat Trail Mix on name along.

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Yes. You actually are given a bag of trail mix by the local gentry upon arrival into the Trail town square.. and if I may say so... these people sure know their mix!

A delicious combination of nutz, berries and seal blubber make this a true taste of Canadiana culture and local cuisine. Y.U.M.M.Y. :firefire:

When hellohappyworld answers this 6 months from now

http://www.letsgokings.com/bbs/f41/w...ml#post1828415

what will he excuse be?



How long until the oil well in the Gulf starts leaking again?(BP is claiming that it is fixed)


When did you find out Santa wasn't real? (please no "he's not real jokes)



what is your most embarrassing "tent pitching" moment in public?
and no The Merkin is not talking about the canvas thing that one camps with.


Should The Velvet Merkin ignore Blue Öyster Cult's advice and actually Fear the Reaper?

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When hellohappyworld answers this 6 months from now

http://www.letsgokings.com/bbs/f41/w...ml#post1828415

what will he excuse be?

He converted his calendar from Julian to Gregorian.

How long until the oil well in the Gulf starts leaking again?(BP is claiming that it is fixed)

I really hope they're right but it's hard to trust anything they say. :taz:

When did you find out Santa wasn't real? (please no "he's not real jokes)

Asked my Dad how Santa delivered presents in apartment when they had no chimney's. Like did he take the elevator? If so where would he park his sleigh? Does he have it valeted?

I could tell my father was heart-broken and didn't want to tell me the truth... he took a deep breath and with a single tear in his eye, slowly and painfully told me the facts about the fat man w/ gifts. IT IS ALL A LIE!! :poster_oops:

I still remember that horrific moment vividly... I don't think I will ever forget it.....

I was 26.

what is your most embarrassing "tent pitching" moment in public?
and no The Merkin is not talking about the canvas thing that one camps with.

I wish I had a really good story to share here, but unfortunately my tent has yet to pitch in public.... but hey... there's always tomorrow right? *crosses fingers*

Should The Velvet Merkin ignore Blue Öyster Cult's advice and actually Fear the Reaper?

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Don't Fear the Reaper, Fear the Beaver. :nhl2:

If you could be a woman for a month, what would the first thing be that would do after playing with your boobs and the giant lesbian orgy?


Are you surprised that the military hasn't found a way to make marshmallows in to weapons yet?

What is your dream car?

If a slice of Canadian Bacon and American cheese had sex would Adam Deadmarsh be of the offspring? (Just say Yes)





Crista Flanagan Playboy Photos: Mad Men Actress Strikes Naked Pose


did playboy pick the wrong person?

Shouldn't they be showing us this?

http://i41.tinypic.com/ephb44.jpg