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    Default I hate hard butter and sidewalk pedestrian traffic jams.

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    I hate hard butter and sidewalk pedestrian traffic jams.

    I find they test my patience...

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    The Velvet Merkin likes what Drunken Crunker did here.

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    can we swap drunken clunker for Dean?

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    this brought the lulz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drunken Crunker View Post
    I once wrestled a Koala Bear for bus fare
    Did you win?!?

    Glad you are sticking around.

    The Crunker is good peeps I think.

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