Thread: I hate hard butter and sidewalk pedestrian traffic jams.

Hi.

My name is Sean and I am a Canucks fan.

Before I die I wanna Indian leg wrestle a leprechaun.....

I do say eh and I live in an igloo.

I once wrestled a Koala Bear for bus fare.....






I am not proud of it......







I hate hard butter and sidewalk pedestrian traffic jams.

I find they test my patience...

....I...am....an...imperfect....man....



I’m a closet Kings fan.

My favorite players are Doughty and Simmonds; soon probably to be Schenn.

I like DL as GM. I think overall he has done quite well with this organization.

“The future is bright... I gotta wear shades.”





.... I thought Frozen Furry was a DQ dessert.....




I’m 6'1 but I wish I was 6'4.

My favorite word/phrase is cleft palate.....followed closely by purple pickled peanuts and pregnant pimento pistachios.



I know mitchrock likes monkeys. A GF of mines’ nickname for me is monkey.

I feel like we are bonded!!!

My grandpappy once looked me dead straight in the eye and said... "Boy, you're knee high to a grass-hopper!".....


... to which I replied.. "You sure are a tall drink of water"......






*Ahem*....





...I like the board game balderdash. I excel at it. I boast about it on my eHarmony profile

I think a Killer Whale could beat up a team of Elephants. Best 2 out of 3.

I don’t think the Kings should sign Kovalchuk. Too expensive.



I'm a logger and part time salmon fisherman.

I sing in the shower but I don't yodel on Yom Kippur.




I’m Lazy

And sometimes a little bit crazy

I gargle with salt water.

The worldwide animal feed industry consumed 635 million tons of fodder

I like to rhyme.

I often cook with Thyme.

Originally Posted by LGK Masses

Are you hot!?!?
Post pics!

I’m hawt... in a “my mother says I’m special” kind of way.





It's nice to meet 'cha all.

The Velvet Merkin likes what Drunken Crunker did here.

Oh yay y'all is my man crush!

can we swap drunken clunker for Dean?

this brought the lulz.

Originally Posted by Drunken Crunker

I once wrestled a Koala Bear for bus fare

Did you win?!?

Glad you are sticking around.

The Crunker is good peeps I think.