1- The Velvet Merkin asks the questions here.
2- There is a picture of The Velvet Merkin in The Velvet Merkin Underground.
3-Don't talk about fight club.
4- You are testing The Velvet Merkin's patience.
Back to the Phos' questions, The Velvet Merkin has been under the weather the last few days so here are 10 questions instead of the normal 5.
Was this bull trying to "one up" the truck that ran over a bunch of people last weekend?
Caught on Tape: Bull Charges Fight Fans Yes, what a media whore
You are on Gillligan's Island and you can have either Ginger or Maryanne? Which one do you choose?
Mrs. Howell
Why do they place Sweet Home Alabama during Kentucky Fried Chicken commercials?
Its hick ville its all the same
Say that Phos won a contest and got 2 tickets and accomodations to vacation anywhere. Where does he go?
Italy
What was Phos first car?
1998 Dodge Dakota
Zombie ants!
PHOTOS: "Zombie" Ants Controlled, Decapitated by Flies
Are we ****ed?
Yes, bend over and kiss your ass goodbye
With a name like "Montana" Fishburne should we be 1% surprised that she released a sex tape?
Question or statement?
The Velvet Merkin is really starting to miss hockey and is tried of watching the same few games over and over again on his DVR. What is Phos doing to cure the "Summertime Blues"?
Youtube Kings videos
If Phos goes to a casino what games does Phos play?
Roulette
These are the proposed rule changes for next season
NHL to test proposed rule changes tomorrow and Thursday | Putting on the Foil
Which one would Phos pick to implement?
#3 You Can....