Thread: I know I'll regret this, but bring it on Merkin Man

Does Phos do much cooking?
It is safe to assume that Phos can BBQ, can Phos do other cooking?

If so what is Phos best non BBQ'd dish?


Has Phos ever ridden a horse?



Has Phos ever brought home a stray animal?



Ping Pong or Foosball?



Say someone is trying to get under Phos' skin and keeps doing something that Phos asked them NOT to do.
What would Phos do to let them know that He means business? Castration? Colombian Neck Tie? Dead pigeon on their porch? Go "Red Dawn" on their ass?

Originally Posted by The Velvet Merkin

Say someone is trying to get under Phos' skin and keeps doing something that Phos asked them NOT to do.
What would Phos do to let them know that He means business? Castration? Colombian Neck Tie? Dead pigeon on their porch? Go "Red Dawn" on their ass?

Epic.

Originally Posted by The Velvet Merkin

Does Phos do much cooking?
It is safe to assume that Phos can BBQ, can Phos do other cooking?

Phos knows his way around the kitchen

If so what is Phos best non BBQ'd dish?

Spaghetti and meatballs

Has Phos ever ridden a horse?

Does that ex girlfriend from high school count?

Has Phos ever brought home a stray animal?

No

Ping Pong or Foosball?

Ping Pong

Say someone is trying to get under Phos' skin and keeps doing something that Phos asked them NOT to do.
What would Phos do to let them know that He means business? Castration? Colombian Neck Tie? Dead pigeon on their porch? Go "Red Dawn" on their ass?

All of the above Alex.

Puck the questions will never end.

Phos missed a great chance to be funny here

Has Phos ever ridden a horse?

Does that ex girlfriend from high school count?

Has Phos ever brought home a stray animal?

Again, Does that ex girlfriend from high school count?

When is the least time Phos ave somebody a wedgie?


Liquor in front or poker in the rear?



Is Kovalchuk ever going to actually sign in Jersey?


What is Phos more afraid of sharks or waking up naked next to Lady Gaga?



Who's lyrics make less sense Beck or The Talking Heads?

Also

How is every techno song sung by the same guy? Doesn't he get tired?

Originally Posted by The Velvet Merkin

Phos missed a great chance to be funny here


When is the least time Phos ave somebody a wedgie?

8th Grade

Liquor in front or poker in the rear?

Do I have to pick one?

Is Kovalchuk ever going to actually sign in Jersey?

Nope, this is just one huge cluster****

What is Phos more afraid of sharks or waking up naked next to Lady Gaga?

Gaga by far

Who's lyrics make less sense Beck or The Talking Heads?

Beck

Originally Posted by The Velvet Merkin

Also

How is every techno song sung by the same guy? Doesn't he get tired?

He is like SlapNutz, never sleeps.

Is Shasta brands soda proof that there is a Devil and that he wants us to be miserable?



Is it wrong for The Velvet Merkin to think that Gwyneth Paltrow is a conceited pain in the ass without actually having met her in person?

Octomom Nadya Suleman Wants "Dancing with the Stars" | TMZ.com
The Octomom wants to be on Dancing with the Stars.
What does Phos think?

What does Phos think of The Velvet Merkin's idea for a spinoff of DWTS called "Dancing with Wolves" where C level celebrities like The Octomom, Joey Lawrence, Heidi Montag, and Michael Ian Black have wolves released on them but have to complete a certain number of complicated classical dance steps with the wolf before calling "uncle" (aka pussing out)



Why is football taking so freaking long to start?




Does Phos believe in life after love?