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    How was Phos' weekend?



    How stupid is Paris Hilton?
    According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, the cop who stopped the Escalade pulled along the passenger side of the vehicle and smelled "the strong odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle."

    The cop writes he noticed immediately the passenger was Paris. He then observed her trying to roll up the window.

    After the traffic stop and a crowd of 100 people gathered around, Hilton said she was "extremely embarrassed" and asked the cop if she could go to the bathroom at the Wynn Hotel.

    At the hotel, Paris told the cop she needed lip balm so the cop handed Paris her purse: "As she began to open it, I saw a small bindle of what I believed to be cocaine in a clear baggie begin to fall from the purse and into my hand."

    The cop also says ... inside the purse was a "broken tablet of Albuterol" -- a prescription medication used to control wheezing. And cops say they found Zig Zag wrappers ... used to roll joints.

    Paris then admitted the Albuterol was hers but she said the cocaine was not and claimed the purse was not hers -- that she had borrowed it from a friend.

    Note: Paris has changed her story with friends, saying the purse was hers but had been in the possession of a friend.
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    Has Phos ever used a site like Yelp! to find restaurants near him? what are Phos's thoughts on user generated review site like yelp and urban spoon?


    What are Phos' 5 favorite musical acts?



    Has Phos ever gone hunting?

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    Let's say you wake up to go get the paper and a 4 foot version of ^^him is waiting for you?
    Does Phos
    (a) Grab a street howitzer?
    (b) invite him in to watch Jersey Shore?
    (c) Tell him the check is in the mail
    (d) starting singing a tune from "Jesus Christ Superstar" and expect him to join in?



    John Fogerty called and wanted to know if you've ever seen the rain coming down on a sunny day?



    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m3GHzVq-QQ"]YouTube- SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE: LEARN THE ROBOT DANCE:Robot Stop[/ame]
    How long did it take Phos to learn how to do the robot?


    Did you hear that Lindsay already got pulled over for running a red light?
    http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/08/lindsay...the-law-again/



    How many times in his life does Phos think that Eric Crouch has been called "Eric Crotch"?
    http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/footbal...n=ncaaf-266171
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Velvet Merkin View Post
    How was Phos' weekend?

    The Phos Chek had a great weekend. Went to the LGK Pickup game. Good times!

    How stupid is Paris Hilton?

    Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Celebrity News | TMZ.com




    Has Phos ever used a site like Yelp! to find restaurants near him? what are Phos's thoughts on user generated review site like yelp and urban spoon?

    Nope

    What are Phos' 5 favorite musical acts?

    I think we have been down this road...

    Has Phos ever gone hunting?


    No

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Velvet Merkin View Post


    Let's say you wake up to go get the paper and a 4 foot version of ^^him is waiting for you?
    Does Phos
    (a) Grab a street howitzer?
    (b) invite him in to watch Jersey Shore?
    (c) Tell him the check is in the mail
    (d) starting singing a tune from "Jesus Christ Superstar" and expect him to join in?

    (e) Point him in the direction of TONGAs house, and let him know that its Furry Tuesday in the LBC.

    John Fogerty called and wanted to know if you've ever seen the rain coming down on a sunny day?

    Many times, its magical

    YouTube- SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE: LEARN THE ROBOT DANCE:Robot Stop
    How long did it take Phos to learn how to do the robot?

    Phos Chek is a busy man, he is still on step 2

    Did you hear that Lindsay already got pulled over for running a red light?
    Lindsay Lohan is already breaking the law again - What Would Tyler Durden Do

    When does the new dancing with the wovles show start, she shall be first in line.

    How many times in his life does Phos think that Eric Crouch has been called "Eric Crotch"?
    Finding Eric Crouch: Heisman hero, pro washout, businessman - Dr. Saturday - NCAAF - Yahoo! Sports

    Too many, but funny as **** everytime

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    Phos wins the lottery, what are the first 5 things Phos does or buys?



    What does Phos consider perfect or ideal weather?



    Should Man U let Usain Bolt play there?

    Usain Bolt wants to play for Manchester United (seriously) - Dirty Tackle - World Soccer - Yahoo! Sports


    Does Phos think that Usain Bolt was ever called Hussein Bolt by a prankster?



    Does Phos have a Realtor that won't stop leaving **** on his door?
    The Velvet Merkin is working on a plan to pay her back for this.
    Should The Velvet Merkin
    (a) Sign her up for a lot of 24 hour fitness trials
    (b)Randomly call her from pay phones and pretend that The Velvet Merkin is interested in buying a home but whisper every other word?
    (c) Follow her home and start putting stuff on her door.
    (d) Next time a Jehovah's witness comes a knocking, tell them to call the Realtor

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Velvet Merkin View Post
    Phos wins the lottery, what are the first 5 things Phos does or buys?

    1. Pay off my debt.
    2. Buy mom a nice house.
    3. Buy me a nice house.
    4. Get a new truck
    5. Donate a good chunk to Kings Care.


    What does Phos consider perfect or ideal weather?

    Come up to Santa Barbara, I'll show you. (Just not to day it looks like **** so far)


    Should Man U let Usain Bolt play there?

    Usain Bolt wants to play for Manchester United (seriously) - Dirty Tackle - World Soccer - Yahoo! Sports

    Soccer, really now??
    Does Phos think that Usain Bolt was ever called Hussein Bolt by a prankster?

    Anything can happen.


    Does Phos have a Realtor that won't stop leaving **** on his door?
    The Velvet Merkin is working on a plan to pay her back for this.
    Should The Velvet Merkin
    (a) Sign her up for a lot of 24 hour fitness trials
    (b)Randomly call her from pay phones and pretend that The Velvet Merkin is interested in buying a home but whisper every other word?
    (c) Follow her home and start putting stuff on her door.
    (d) Next time a Jehovah's witness comes a knocking, tell them to call the Realtor

    (e) answer the door nude, and ask her to help you find Jesus.

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    The Velvet Merkin considers Gloria Estefan to be the root of all evil. Does Phos think The Velvet Merkin is correct or overreacting?



    What does Phos have on tap for the long weekend?



    What do the Care Bears care about?



    The Velvet Merkin has been waiting for over twenty years and still hasn't seen a single act of charity they did. The Velvet Merkin has a feeling that they are self centered narcissists.



    Do you think Tonga had sex with a fish before he started started dating SlapNutz and this was their offspring?
    The Buzz Log - 'Shrek Fish' Makes Waves - Yahoo! Buzz



    How awesome is this!
    Paris Hilton has been banned from two Las Vegas resorts, and her boyfriend was dismissed as a nightclub partner. This came after the heiress was arrested and later charged with felony cocaine possession and her boyfriend was arrested on suspicion of misdemeanor driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs
    and why did it take them so ****ing long?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Velvet Merkin View Post
    The Velvet Merkin considers Gloria Estefan to be the root of all evil. Does Phos think The Velvet Merkin is correct or overreacting?

    Send her back to conga land


    What does Phos have on tap for the long weekend?

    Rest

    What do the Care Bears care about?



    Phos Chek is more of a intensive care bear kinda guy



    The Velvet Merkin has been waiting for over twenty years and still hasn't seen a single act of charity they did. The Velvet Merkin has a feeling that they are self centered narcissists.



    Do you think Tonga had sex with a fish before he started started dating SlapNutz and this was their offspring?
    The Buzz Log - 'Shrek Fish' Makes Waves - Yahoo! Buzz



    How awesome is this!


    and why did it take them so ****ing long?

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    How was Phos' weekend? How about that weather?




    Does Phos have any allergies?



    Does Phos think the Entertainment forum should re-named the "JerseyDevil forum"?


    When is the last time Phos enjoyed a kick ass plate of nachos?




    Is NBC the Schleprock of TV networks?

    Leno's Ratings for 'The Tonight Show' Below... | Gather

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Velvet Merkin View Post
    How was Phos' weekend? How about that weather?

    It was great, weather is nice.


    Does Phos have any allergies?

    Yes

    Eggs, Tide, Bull****.


    Does Phos think the Entertainment forum should re-named the "JerseyDevil forum"?

    We have an entertainment fourm?

    When is the last time Phos enjoyed a kick ass plate of nachos?

    Its been a long time.


    Is NBC the Schleprock of TV networks?

    Leno's Ratings for 'The Tonight Show' Below... | Gather

    Nothing good comes from NBC
    IT'S FRIDAY

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