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    The Velvet Merkin has a new idea for a show.

    It's based on the show "Flip this house" instead of buying houses, fixing them up, and reselling them, the premise will be find people who are doing this and give them the bird.
    If they leave for tools, or material, a team of people will pop out of the bushes and give them the bird. If they go to the bathroom, people will knock on the window and BAM! The one finger salute!
    The show will be called "Flip this house flipper off!" The Velvet Merkin is also considering using everyone's favorite porpoise Flipper as a celebrity flipper offer.

    Good idea or great idea?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velvet Merkin View Post

    Do you think International Diplomacy would be more effective is potato skins were used regularly as a sign of goodwill?

    If you had to describe your LGK experience so far, how would you explain it?
    I'm pretty sure potato skins can solve anything.

    I would describe my experience so far as pretty entertaining with more talk about boobs than I get at work which is surprising.
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    plastic surgeon?

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    Hah no. I just work with a lot of dudes.
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    ah...




    strip club.
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    Exactly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Megan View Post
    I'm pretty sure potato skins can solve anything.

    I would describe my experience so far as pretty entertaining with more talk about boobs than I get at work which is surprising.
    Amongst the topic discussed in this thread, would boobs be your favorite?

    Do you sometimes wish you had a third boob?

    Do you think it's funny that this bird is called a tit mouse?

    Do you think He is an ass or breast man?


    What kind of work do you do?

    Have you ever shot a gun?

    Do you think Bill Clinton uses the Jedi mind trick on women to get in their pants?


    Do you think it's funny that there is a brand of bread called "Bimbo"?

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    Excellent.

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    I guess if I had to pick, boobs could be my favorite.

    I've never wished I had a third boob. It sounds like it would be awkward.

    It is funny.

    I think he's a leg man.

    I work at a college.

    I have shot a few guns.

    I think he would have to use Jedi mind tricks.

    Yes the brand of bread is funny.
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    The Velvet Merkin is on a great roll. Please continue sir.

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