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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG JOE View Post
    What, it's wrong to ask a girl if she's hot or not now? At least I didn't ask what kind of rack she has hangin'.
    How do you know she's even into hunting?



    Quote Originally Posted by FishMonger View Post
    A buncha goram amateurs, the lot of ya.
    Teach us, oh Obi-wan!

    Quote Originally Posted by lunchbox View Post
    to be fair, you're kind of asking for it when you go on a message board full of creepy guys and announce, right off the bat, that you're of the gender with boobies.
    And we've been stalking you ever since!
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    Welcome and here's a few lines to help you

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    At least buy her a drink.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lososaurus View Post
    Megan, who shall forever be the enigma unto which LGK shall throw its best pickup lines. Lines that shall never get answers, the enigma LGK shall never understand.
    Hey Megan, wanna go halves on a bastard?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Liceroni View Post
    It's all about being a dude!
    Wait! Lice is a Dude?

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    So uh, what now?

    "Pick up fail" karma party? Si! Do it!
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    When you guys ask a girl if she's hot, do any of you expect her to say "No"?

    (not assuming you're not hot, Megan...just saying.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kat19 View Post
    When you guys ask a girl if she's hot, do any of you expect her to say "No"?

    (not assuming you're not hot, Megan...just saying.)
    Yes. It would be nice to come across an honest female once in a while.
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    I bet she looked like this...
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    Quote Originally Posted by lappycomehome View Post
    I bet she looked like this...
    She has effed up thumbs?
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