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At least buy her a drink.
So uh, what now?
"Pick up fail" karma party? Si! Do it!
When you guys ask a girl if she's hot, do any of you expect her to say "No"?
(not assuming you're not hot, Megan...just saying.)
I bet she looked like this...
^This post is completely idiotic, don't read it.^