I disown all non-Coffee drinkers except for my love slave Vegas Hockey.
What is Megan's favorite food?
Does Megan like men or women better?
Was Ricky Martin's "She Bangs" the inspiration for your hairstyle?
Was Megan surprised to learn that Ricky Martin is indeed gay?
If Megan could travel anywhere where would it be?
Is Megan Irish?
Does Megan drink Guinness?
Has Megan ever chased a leprechaun? (Use of hallucinogens is ok in this instance)
If Megan were to give a new LGKer any advice what would it be?
Can Megan do a flip?
Which woman does Megan this is best looking (there are three pictures of each, so Megan should see 9 pictures total)
Alyssa - Chesterfiled, MI Pictures - 1 of 3 - Maxim Hometown Hotties Photo Gallery | Maxim.com
Contestant 2 Nadia
Nadia - Jacksonville Beach, FL Pictures - 1 of 3 - Maxim Hometown Hotties Photo Gallery | Maxim.com
or Contestant 3- Sara
Sara - Los Angeles, CA Pictures - 1 of 3 - Maxim Hometown Hotties Photo Gallery | Maxim.com
If Megan were to ever become a stripper, what would her stripper name be?
Do you think as a society that we are underestimating the power of pudding?
Is Megan starting to wonder where the **** The Velvet Merkin is getting some or all of these questions?
Does Megan think Barack Obama is doing a below average, average, or above average job so far?
Has Megan ever stolen a car?
Let me guess, your favorite kind of sushi is bearded clam?
If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, will The Velvet Merkin ask a question relating to it?