When is the last time you watched "The Princess Bride"
If You could put one Disney character in a catapult to be catapulted out of existence, who would it be?
Beer, wine, or hard alcohol?
What's for lunch?
Has someone ever told you to "Be there or be square" and you elected to be square?
Have you ever played hockey?
Do you enjoy other sports outside of hockey?
What were you for Halloween last year?
Do you think The March of Dimes should change it's name due to inflation?
Geogirl...should this commercial have been banned from Centraal Beheer?
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Never doubt The Velvet Merkin.
Rule 2: See Rule 7
Was this Halloween your first time dressed as a biker chick? What led to the Biker Chick decision?
Are you a dog person or cat person?
If you were Dean Lombardi would your top priority be Marleau or Kovalchuk?
When was the last time you paged someone(as in entering your phone number after the beep to be returned call by an acquaintance)
Who are you rotting for in the SCF?
Your womanly opinion on Heidi Androl?
Is there such a thing as too much gravy?
When is last time you rode a skateboard?
When is the last time a skateboard rode you?
You mentioned marriage as a mistake. Is it safe to assume that marriage ended?
If so would you have some advice for our audience members about how to avoid what you would go back in time to change?
Should it be legal to play bicycler baseball and see how far one can knock Lance Armstrong wannabees off of their bikes with a Louisville Slugger?
Should Ocho Cinco change his name to Quatre-Vingt-Cinq ?
Why does The Velvet Merkin have so much trouble spelling the word exercise without spellcheck?
Do you ever play games with telemarketers when they call your house?
The Velvet Merkin does. If they have a really long opening speech. The Velvet Merkin will usually make them repeat it 5 or 6 times, sometimes in other languages. The Velvet Merkin made one guy say it backwards once. Does this make The Velvet Merkin a bad person or a ****ing genius?
When the Air Force tells us to Aim High, what are we supposed to be aiming at?
Should emo kids all be sent to re-education camps in Fort Collins Colorado?
On a scale of 1-494,006. 494,006 being "SUPER!" How is today going?
Why is there a meal called Brunch, but not a meal called Lunner?
Do you think Rick Springfield
(a)eventually hooked up with Jesse's girl
(b) ever found another woman like that(like Jesse's girl)?
(c)savagely beat Jesse with an alarm clock and then dressed up like Jesse in an attempt to fool Jesse's girl
(d)Find another girl who looked just liked her and called her "Jesse's girl" even though her name was Kim.
Do you think this incident will lead to Gary Bettman putting nets all over every baseball field in the MLB?
What is the most amount of money you ever won in a casino?