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    Quote Originally Posted by S-Hart View Post
    I have NO idea what you are talking about.

    *bats eyelids*
    dude put your profile up on this site....'www.mailorderaustralianhusband.com'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velvet Merkin View Post
    Hot is universal. Spunky Brewster? Hot Toast ----------------------------------------- And now... Questions from The Velvet Merkin: Since you admits to being a long time lurker, Can you give us the good, the bad, and the facts of LGK? How did Gary Coleman's death effect you? Did you google naked pictures of Dana Plato like The Velvet Merkin. If Dana Plato and Plato the philosopher were to have a picnic, who would bring the potato salad? What made you finally decide to register? Have you ever had a job where you worked the cash register? Her name is Cash Casia. Cool? or Redundant? If you could go back in time six years, what advice would you give to the yourself of six years ago? Have you ever washed and went with Pert Plus? Thinking back to your lurking days, what LGK posters did you enjoy the most? Did you ever have a poster of any Kings on your wall? Who is your favorite King? Who is your least favorite King not named Randy Jones? Did you ever have an invisible friend?
    Ooh, a pop quiz! 1) The good - all the Kings news in one place; The bad - pissy people; The facts - there are facts? 2) Whatchootalkingabout, Willis? 3) Nope. 4) Groucho Marx. 5) The dread of a boring hockey-free summer. 6) Yep - Dairy Queen. I made the best blizzards EVER. 7) Neither - too skinny. 8) "DON'T GET MARRIED". 9) Nope. 10) Don't remember that much detail - too much beer. 11) I am looking at my tattered "500th Goal" poster of Luuuuc hanging on my office wall right now. 12) Ever? Luc, of course. Current? Don't have one at the moment. Might be Kopi but for the hair. B) Well, no matter who I pick someone won't like it. Since you've eliminated the obvious choice, I think I'll have to take the 5th on this one. 13) Nope. -- Fun! Next?

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    Quote Originally Posted by O'Fuego View Post
    dude put your profile up on this site....'www.mailorderaustralianhusband.com'
    "Free to good home"

    Quote Originally Posted by geogirl View Post
    Next?
    Music to The Velvet Merkins ears. You have no idea the can of works you just opened. :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by geogirl View Post
    Next?
    What did you do over Memorial Day weekend?

    When is the last time you watched "The Princess Bride"

    If You could put one Disney character in a catapult to be catapulted out of existence, who would it be?

    Beer, wine, or hard alcohol?

    What's for lunch?

    Has someone ever told you to "Be there or be square" and you elected to be square?

    Have you ever played hockey?

    Do you enjoy other sports outside of hockey?

    What were you for Halloween last year?

    Do you think The March of Dimes should change it's name due to inflation?

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    Geogirl...should this commercial have been banned from Centraal Beheer?

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVYn5drS6H8]YouTube - Adam and Eve - Centraal Beheer[/ame]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velvet Merkin View Post
    What did you do over Memorial Day weekend? When is the last time you watched "The Princess Bride" If You could put one Disney character in a catapult to be catapulted out of existence, who would it be? Beer, wine, or hard alcohol? What's for lunch? Has someone ever told you to "Be there or be square" and you elected to be square? Have you ever played hockey? Do you enjoy other sports outside of hockey? What were you for Halloween last year? Do you think The March of Dimes should change it's name due to inflation?
    1) Nothing. And it was great. 2) I watched the beginning of it Saturday while working out, and will watch the next bit Thursday while working out. They are in the Fire Swamp just about to meet an ROUS. 3) Wildwing. 4) Yes! 5) Chicken Fajita Pita from Jack in the Box. 6) I think so - it's been so long since I've been square. 7) Oh no, me on ice moving at a rapid speed would be a recipe for disaster. 8) Watching - pro football, drag racing, golf or NASCAR for short periods; playing - lacrosse. 9) Biker chick - and no I will not post pics. 10) I had not thought about it, but now that you mention it, yes. Can you keep thinking up questions until September?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drunken Crunker View Post
    Geogirl...should this commercial have been banned from Centraal Beheer?

    YouTube - Adam and Eve - Centraal Beheer
    Why? It's funny. Of course, I didn't have the sound on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by geogirl View Post
    Can you keep thinking up questions until September?
    Rule 1:
    Never doubt The Velvet Merkin.
    Rule 2: See Rule 7




    Favorite cheese?

    Was this Halloween your first time dressed as a biker chick? What led to the Biker Chick decision?

    Are you a dog person or cat person?


    If you were Dean Lombardi would your top priority be Marleau or Kovalchuk?

    When was the last time you paged someone(as in entering your phone number after the beep to be returned call by an acquaintance)

    Who are you rotting for in the SCF?

    Your womanly opinion on Heidi Androl?

    Is there such a thing as too much gravy?

    When is last time you rode a skateboard?

    When is the last time a skateboard rode you?

    You mentioned marriage as a mistake. Is it safe to assume that marriage ended?
    If so would you have some advice for our audience members about how to avoid what you would go back in time to change?

    Should it be legal to play bicycler baseball and see how far one can knock Lance Armstrong wannabees off of their bikes with a Louisville Slugger?

    Should Ocho Cinco change his name to Quatre-Vingt-Cinq ?

    Why does The Velvet Merkin have so much trouble spelling the word exercise without spellcheck?

    Do you ever play games with telemarketers when they call your house?

    The Velvet Merkin does. If they have a really long opening speech. The Velvet Merkin will usually make them repeat it 5 or 6 times, sometimes in other languages. The Velvet Merkin made one guy say it backwards once. Does this make The Velvet Merkin a bad person or a ****ing genius?

    When the Air Force tells us to Aim High, what are we supposed to be aiming at?

    Should emo kids all be sent to re-education camps in Fort Collins Colorado?

    On a scale of 1-494,006. 494,006 being "SUPER!" How is today going?

    Why is there a meal called Brunch, but not a meal called Lunner?

    Do you think Rick Springfield
    (a)eventually hooked up with Jesse's girl
    (b) ever found another woman like that(like Jesse's girl)?
    (c)savagely beat Jesse with an alarm clock and then dressed up like Jesse in an attempt to fool Jesse's girl
    (d)Find another girl who looked just liked her and called her "Jesse's girl" even though her name was Kim.


    Do you think this incident will lead to Gary Bettman putting nets all over every baseball field in the MLB?
    http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/lo...-95875469.html


    What is the most amount of money you ever won in a casino?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drunken Crunker View Post
    What's with some of the Megan hate on this board? I don't understand. I thought she was a good sport.
    Quick! To the 'New Girl' thread....


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    Quote Originally Posted by geogirl View Post
    Biker chick - and no I will not post pics. ?
    Biker Chick?




    Or Biker Chick?


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