Thread: Please allow me to introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste....Actually, I'm just a poor boy from a poor family. I need no sympathy, because I'm easy come, easy go. Where I come from isn't all that great. My automobile is a piece of crap. My fashion sense is a little whack, and my freinds are just as screwy as me.

Sometimes I picture myself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Or, just sitting in an english garden waiting for the Sun.


Well, that was my little intro. It may or may not make sense. But don't worry most the things I post either have not, and/or will not make sense.

Pleased to meet you. Won't you guess my name?

The Velvet Ecktore.

Listen to Queen and the Beatles much?

Bob?

I see you've gone full Velvet!

Originally Posted by ydkjs2

Listen to Queen and the Beatles much?

Not really. You forgot to mention two other bands. Unless you're un familiar with them.

Originally Posted by geogirl

Bob?

Close. How's the Metro holding up?

Originally Posted by mugs

I see you've gone full Velvet!

I've always been full Velvet

Originally Posted by Dexter

The Velvet Ecktore.

As requested by one of The Velvet Ecktore's bestest friends.

Velvet is soooo last season. Naugahyde is the fabric of the 2010-2011 season. Just saying.

Originally Posted by Ecktore

Close. How's the Metro holding up?

Frank?

I don't know about a Metro but my Jeep is mighty fine.

Originally Posted by geogirl

Frank?

Oh so close. By the way, someone in my office calls me Frank on a daily basis.

I don't know about a Metro but my Jeep is mighty fine.

No Metro? Maybe you used to drive a Prism?

And speaking of Jeeps, there's another LGK member that drives a Jeep. This is what he thinks about it:

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