Thread: Derek Jeter is a man-whore

First Mariah Carey, then Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Jessica Biel. Now, Gabrielle Union is the latest conquest of Derek Jeter.

But the bad thing? Derek may have given poor Jessica Alba herpes!

Someone even drew this together:

Derek Jeter is the man.

if Jeter weren't a Yankee he'd be my hero.

Originally Posted by OrangePuck

if Jeter weren't a Yankee he'd be my hero.

Despite being a Yankee he is my hero.

If you could switch places with any man in the world, wouldn't the answer have to be Derek Jeter?

Originally Posted by ASUcruz

Despite being a Yankee he is my hero.

If you could switch places with any man in the world, wouldn't the answer have to be Derek Jeter?

So long as he doesn't have the herp.

Originally Posted by ASUcruz

Despite being a Yankee he is my hero.

If you could switch places with any man in the world, wouldn't the answer have to be Derek Jeter?

considering the chicks he's nailed
the money he makes
his place in baseball history
being captain of the most revered franchise in his sport
having so many women consider you to be sexy
his championship rings
the fact that he probably NEVER has to pay for a meal in a city with some of the finest restaurants in the world

yeah, I'd switch my life for Derek Jeter's herpes and all

What will be funny is if A-Rod hits .800 in the ALDS with a bunch of homers, Jeter goes 0 for 12, and the Yankees lose... and the NY media won't know what to do with themselves.

whore (hôr, hr)
n. 1. A prostitute.
2. A person considered sexually promiscuous.
3. A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.

intr.v. whored, whor·ing, whores 1. To associate or have sexual relations with prostitutes or a prostitute.
2. To accept payment in exchange for sexual relations.
3. To compromise one's principles for personal gain.

I think it's safe to leave the "man" part out and just leave it at "whore".

Ya gotta be desperate to go after that ugly cow Mariah Carey