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Thread: Derek Jeter is a man-whore

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    Exclamation Derek Jeter is a man-whore

    First Mariah Carey, then Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Jessica Biel. Now, Gabrielle Union is the latest conquest of Derek Jeter.

    But the bad thing? Derek may have given poor Jessica Alba herpes!

    Someone even drew this together:


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    Derek Jeter is the man.

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    if Jeter weren't a Yankee he'd be my hero.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangePuck View Post
    if Jeter weren't a Yankee he'd be my hero.
    Despite being a Yankee he is my hero.

    If you could switch places with any man in the world, wouldn't the answer have to be Derek Jeter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ASUcruz View Post
    Despite being a Yankee he is my hero.

    If you could switch places with any man in the world, wouldn't the answer have to be Derek Jeter?
    So long as he doesn't have the herp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ASUcruz View Post
    Despite being a Yankee he is my hero.

    If you could switch places with any man in the world, wouldn't the answer have to be Derek Jeter?
    considering the chicks he's nailed
    the money he makes
    his place in baseball history
    being captain of the most revered franchise in his sport
    having so many women consider you to be sexy
    his championship rings
    the fact that he probably NEVER has to pay for a meal in a city with some of the finest restaurants in the world

    yeah, I'd switch my life for Derek Jeter's herpes and all

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    What will be funny is if A-Rod hits .800 in the ALDS with a bunch of homers, Jeter goes 0 for 12, and the Yankees lose... and the NY media won't know what to do with themselves.

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    whore (hr, hr)
    n. 1. A prostitute.
    2. A person considered sexually promiscuous.
    3. A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.

    intr.v. whored, whoring, whores 1. To associate or have sexual relations with prostitutes or a prostitute.
    2. To accept payment in exchange for sexual relations.
    3. To compromise one's principles for personal gain.

    I think it's safe to leave the "man" part out and just leave it at "whore".

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    Ya gotta be desperate to go after that ugly cow Mariah Carey

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceDogsFan View Post
    Ya gotta be desperate to go after that ugly cow Mariah Carey
    Once upon a time she was a hot piece of ass.

    Plus, when you're in your early 20s, banging a woman in her 30s is fun just for the novelty.

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