Hu's rarely on first, so there haven't been many Hu jokes to tell.
He's the loneliest Hu in Huville.
Interesting stat for the Pierre nut huggers.
Numbers as a lead off man this year.
.233/ .298/ .258
Juan Pierre is a great leadoff man. He gets on base. He steals a lot of bases and he ignites that ballclub.
Get ready to hear it tomorrow!!!
Joe Morgan sucks.
The Original Pancake Hater
f*** Joe Morgan, f*** Al Oliver, and really F*** Richie Zisk for being mentioned in two consecutive Dodgers/Cubs broadcasts though he had nothing to do with either team EVER.
f*** Kurt Bevacqua for playing with Zisk... in fact, f*** that whole sorry ass Rangers team, including that albino f***, Toby Harrah.
well John Lowenstein DID have that bitchen' jew-fro though.
GESCOM: it's never too early to start beefing up your obituary!