Thread: City can't afford to pay for Lakers' parade

Originally Posted by quix

F the Lakers and F the parade! Took me two and a half hours to get from Burbank to Culver City this morning!!!!!! Don't these people work?!

Amen!! My commute to/from LAC-USC hospital was full of pinche pendejo Lakers fans. I'd swear half of 'em were seen in the video footage from Sunday night!

And they work... slinging rock. If you call standing on a street corner and making a sale work. Prostitutes and day laborers put in more effort!

Drugs sell themselves. No drug dealer has ever worried about overstock. (Yes, I took this from Chris Rock but he is right.)

so are lakers fans going to hate us when we get a parade when we win the cup? oh wait, what's that? oh yeah, we won't get a parade, we'll get a party at the espn zone with a half off wings special...

Originally Posted by 20lucfan

so are lakers fans going to hate us when we get a parade when we win the cup? oh wait, what's that? oh yeah, we won't get a parade, we'll get a party at the espn zone with a half off wings special...

If that's the case, I'm rioting. Oh... wait. ****!

Originally Posted by 20lucfan

so are lakers fans going to hate us when we get a parade when we win the cup? oh wait, what's that? oh yeah, we won't get a parade, we'll get a party at the espn zone with a half off wings special...

...and that would be just fine. If we are all realistic with ourselves, we know that in the event the Kings DID win a Stanley Cup in our lifetimes the fan attendance breakdown would be something like 81% LGK, 12% Kings Booster Club, 4% bandwagon hoppers and 3% rioting thugs in old chevy jerseys that broke dress code for being gang attire in high school... and the total attendance would still be just a butt hair over what the Ducks got for their party.

The fact is that the Lakers have a history of success and the Kings do not, that is why they get 100k fans (and a couple thousand thugs) filling up the Coliseum and the Kings would be lucky to fill up the ESPNZone.

My ex wife got a good view of the parade - she's the one on the left of Magic