February 6th, 2011, 11:55 PM #11
I was offended that the Ref for Puppybowl VII had a ****ing herpe on his lip.
February 7th, 2011, 07:51 AM #12
Nice way to use the super bowl to remind us about the war on terror. Disgusting.
February 7th, 2011, 09:08 AM #13
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jVI5ZJSSWo"]YouTube - Venture Bros. Action Johnny getting Fresh[/nomedia]
Originally Posted by Dr. Naysay
February 7th, 2011, 10:26 AM #14
I am surprised anybody could make out that she mucked the anthem lines up, I could not hear a word she was singing or screeching more like. I honestly thought she was drunk.
Originally Posted by SirJW
February 7th, 2011, 10:43 AM #15
I loved his Icebreakers segments. Also, the Suburu commercials during Puppy Bowl were better than most Super Bowl commercials.
Originally Posted by Dr. Naysay
February 7th, 2011, 11:47 AM #16
Aries was my true MVP
Originally Posted by mitchrock
February 7th, 2011, 04:33 PM #17
Originally Posted by Goallum
Yeah, that was beyond terrible. I can't believe Slash would agree to that. They also butchered the whole song (with Slash in tow) when they opened for U2 at the Rose Bowl last year.
Originally Posted by UnderPressure
February 7th, 2011, 06:12 PM #18
Yeah, I loved how they tried to equate living through the Depression, WWII, and the civil rights movement with preparing to play in the Super Bowl. And I think Aguilera's problem was she's not used to singing without her ass hanging out. The whole thing was such a suckfest, I left the party I was at in the 3rd quarter.
February 7th, 2011, 08:47 PM #19
CHUD.com — THUD: The Black Eyed Peas Shat on 222,000,000 Eyes
If you were one of the alleged 111,000,000 viewers* who saw the Super Bowl yesterday I hope you had the decency and forethought to slip away during the halftime presentation. Here’s an incomplete list of things that would have been healthier choices:
Dying in the woods
Kicking a beehive into your wife’s face
Jumping into a well holding knives and lit firecrackers
Attempting to swim across the Pacific Ocean right after supper
Trampolining with Aretha Franklin and porcupines
Jumping off a helicopter onto a burning helicopter
I am not the target audience of the Black Eyed Peas because I have human being ears. And because I like when people who are in a band make music. And because I think the autotune effect is fueled by microchips and Hitler juice. To watch their halftime show was to witness an atrocity. Maybe it wasn’t Darfur or Vietnam, but it was horrific in its own special way. There will be a new classification of Shell Shock based on this occurrence. Even when distracted by fancy light shows and heavily planned danced sequences (why couldn’t Usher have shattered like a Hummel when he did his split?), the theft of material and ****ty performance reached a critical mass that I shant soon forget. Like the loss of a loved one. Or passing a kidney boulder.
The Black Eyed Peas took a pissing **** on us all. That **** was like watching the music in The Fifth Element. It was music from a horrible, terrible future we’ll never see because it killed all the sperm in our living balls.
Oh and men, you are being sold a bill of goods on Fergie. She’s not hot. Unless you get aroused by the ‘Land of Confusion’ video. OK, she’s Richard Nixon hot. She looks pretty good for Richard Nixon.
So, the advertisement reel sandwiched with helmeted men is now the most watched event in television history. On a related note, we really need aliens to arrive and sweep off us off Earth into space and laugh as we all become sad little frozen Tim Robbinses as we drift someplace hellish we deserve.
Here’s a snippet from Variety on the subject:
“Sunday’s Super Bowl became the most-watched program in U.S. television history by averaging 111 million viewers.”
Actually that’s the whole article. I just reprinted a Variety article in its entirety. I am an iconoclast!
* Apologies to one-eyed or zero-eyed people I counted in the 222,000,000 eyes comment in the headline. Not because you somehow lost eyes. Because I assumed that all viewers are graced with two delightful eyes. They’re great. You should try and have both if at all possible.