New York and New Jersey are just suburb's of LA anyway, so it really doesn't matter in the long run.
New York and New Jersey are just suburb's of LA anyway, so it really doesn't matter in the long run.
New Jersey: The armpit of America.
Home to spray-on tan, gold chains, Applebee's, and mandatory full-service gas stations.
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"