JaMarcus Russell is such a loser. . .

That he can't even be arrested for a legit drug charge. Codeine syrup? What?! A case of airplane glue wasn't badass enough for the king of laziness?
[ame="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5356585&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines "]JaMarcus Russell arrested for possession of codeine syrup - ESPN[/ame]

Actually that's a huge thing in the south. Over under on when this guy is broke/dead: 30.

C'mon guys, this offense is nothing to cough at.