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  1. October 30th, 2007, 02:58 PM #1
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    Default New sports

    So, now that auto racing, competitive eating, and poker are officially considered sports, what's next?

    Video gaming?

    Message board posting?

    Competitive masturbating?

    Any other ideas?
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  2. October 30th, 2007, 03:04 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanteHicks View Post
    So, now that auto racing, competitive eating, and poker are officially considered sports, what's next?

    Video gaming?

    Message board posting?

    Competitive masturbating?

    Any other ideas?
    It looks like competitive video gaming is making a big push.here and here
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  4. November 1st, 2007, 02:44 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mashiasu View Post
    It looks like competitive video gaming is making a big push.here and here
    If you find any links to competitive masturbating, PLEASE don't post them here.
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  5. November 1st, 2007, 03:20 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanteHicks View Post
    If you find any links to competitive masturbating, PLEASE don't post them here.
    I wonder how the point system on that would work.
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  6. November 1st, 2007, 07:25 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanteHicks View Post
    If you find any links to competitive masturbating, PLEASE don't post them here.
    I was actually looking for the old Cheech and Chong skit about a Fist of Fury Tournament and couldn't find it.
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  7. November 1st, 2007, 08:00 PM #7
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    I have seen a squirting competition
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  8. November 2nd, 2007, 11:05 AM #8
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    I just realized, my 3 examples would mean all the greatest "athletes" in the world would be 13 year old boys.
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