The ESRB Rating is both a warning and a feature list
Blood and Gore
Strong Sexual Content
Use of Drugs and Alcohol
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10 dollars to reserve? He got hosed!
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I'm sorry...is that Diedrich Bader or just a reasonable facsimile?
I have been out of the PC game world for years and back then there was talk that this was coming out soon.
So it never came out? Lol!
Only by living absurdly is it possible to break out of this infinite absurdity.
Duke Nukem Experiences Shrinkage - Sex Toy Sales Soar! | Horror Movie, DVD, & Book Reviews, News, Interviews at Dread Central
What do cold water, stage fright, and Duke Nukem Forever have in common ... Shrinkage! Shrinkage is the excitingly small new trailer from the folks at 2K Games and Gearbox. Shrinkage proves two important things. One, that Duke is the baddest mofo in gaming. Who else could be the size of an index finger and still pack a powerful punch ... Duke can!
Secondly, and possibly most important, the Duke Nukem Forever’s Shrinkage video will finally put to bed the awful adage that size matters because OBVIOUSLY good things can come in small packages.
June 14th now apparently set per Ign as it has gone through ESRB and will be ready for release.
Duke Nukem Forever (Video Game) | Horror Movie, DVD, & Book Reviews, News, Interviews at Dread Central
More like Duke Nukem (took) Forever. This review is not a good sign...
It doesn't get better after that point of the review sadly. Lots of complaints about mechanics/gameplay. **** it, I am still gonna buy it like a million other dumbasses.Over a decade. That's how long gamers have been waiting for Duke Nukem Forever. There have been starts, stops, company changes, and every other conceivable thing that you can imagine to not get this game made. But Duke? He's a tough son of a bitch, and the simple fact that he was iconic enough to eventually get this game done is an achievement all its own.
After staring at the box in dumbfounded disbelief for around ten minutes, I popped the game in, and the first problem reared its ugly head ... the load time. We've all seen long load times before, but this? To say it's excessive is a bit of an understatement. Finally the game started, and within ten minutes I had:
• Taken a piss.
• Grabbed a piece of **** I found floating in the toilet and threw it.
• Drew a **** on a wipe board.
• Taken down an immense cyclops and kicked its eye through the uprights of a football field.
• Gotten a blow job from two hot twins.
Yes, Duke Nukem Forever is a very M-rated game filled with all the fun stuff like blood and gore, intense violence, mature humor, nudity, strong language, strong sexual content, and of course use of drugs and alcohol. Duke has never been more raunchy, and that is a very good thing. So good, in fact, that it makes this game really hard to review.