Thread: 425-pound man tries to abduct child in the OC

Holly hell is that guy a mix between jabba the hut and fat bastard...

Man Allegedly Tries to Abduct Boy Walking to Soccer Practice - ktla.com

Was he trying to eat him?

I just saw that story on the telly.

But seriously, what a creep. :(

Originally Posted by orpheus

Was he trying to eat him?

I know you were being funny, but you may also be correct!

Missing from the story was this, " when the man was taken into custody three five year olds were found in the folds of his belly flab and a litter of puppies was seen under his third chin, the five year olds were given sunglasses as they had not seen the light of day in months and the puppies are now up for adoption at the local animal shelter. When asked why he tried to take the ten year old he replied, "I once ate a baby"!!!!! Authorities are asking local construction companies for use of a crane or bulldozer for transport to court for a his preliminary hearing".

Originally Posted by ilovela

Holly hell is that guy a mix between jabba the hut and fat bastard...

Man Allegedly Tries to Abduct Boy Walking to Soccer Practice - ktla.com

This mask is the hot seller for Haloween this year.

Was he wearing an Ucks jersey at the time???

"He was discovered hiding in the backyard of a nearby residence."

Did they park tractor trailers in that back yard? Because I can't imagine anything in a normal backyard that this POS could hide behind or under. I also can't figure out how he could escape after being tackled by the coach. Did he land in a puddle and cause a tidal wave?

Just another one of those sicko's out there wandering the streets. Chances are, they'll lock him up, give him some of those "fantastic mental tests", say he's ok and put him back out there.

I'd pay $50 for a photo of Mitchy sitting in his lap, eating a blow pop.