The bad (or even good) joke thread!
We had a thread like this where peeps here would post jokes and I miss it!
So I'll start!
There was once a couple who had a baby, but he was just a head without a body. However, his father promised to love him and tell him he was as good as anyone else.
When the son turned 21, the father was so proud and he took his son to a bar so he could get his first beer.
When the son drank beer, he grew a torso. He drank some more and started growing limbs. At this point, most people at the bar started cheering him on and telling him to continue drinking. And he did. And eventually grew an entire body, but by that time, he was so wasted that he stumbled out of the bar, and walked right in front of an oncoming truck and got run over and killed.
Then one guy at the bar who was not cheering his over indulgence with alcohol said, "He should had stopped when he was ahead."