# Best. Homework Problems. EVER!

• March 2nd, 2012, 04:54 PM
Liceroni
Best. Homework Problems. EVER!
Free Math Worksheets: 3rd Grade Math

Sample questions:

"My 3 friends and I were caught and tied up by 1023 screaming cannibals in a jungle last night. Soon we were feeling terribly itchy because of the mosquitoes. We begged the cannibals to scratch us. 219 cannibals refused because they were busy cutting vegetables. The rest of them, however, surrounded us in equal numbers and began to scratch us with their teeth, just like dogs. It felt good! How many cannibals scratched me?"

"My brother and sister kept 263 trolls in a huge cage in our backyard. They went into the jungle yesterday and caught more trolls. When they came back home, they brought back 8 sacks and 7 boxes. There were 8 crying trolls in each sack and 7 shrieking trolls in each box. They threw the trolls into the cage with the other trolls. How many trolls are in the cage now?"

"John's father gave him 1359 marbles on his birthday. John swallowed 585 marbles and died. 9 of John's friends came for his funeral the next day. John's grieving father gave the remaining marbles to John's friends in equal numbers. How many marbles did each friend get?"

Even a Jack Bauer question:

"Brian, a brave member of a SWAT team in California, had a terribly busy week last week. He had to work for 7 whole days. He killed 163 terrorists, 296 murderers and 206 arsonists. How many criminals did he kill on average each day?"
• March 2nd, 2012, 07:10 PM
orpheus
You're strange one Liceroni. :think:

And 3rd grade level? Psh! Maybe, by Asian standards. Then again it's hard me to count because I don't have fingers, but flippers.
• March 2nd, 2012, 07:30 PM
Chartrand