Best Pickup lines?

"I'm neither spontaneous nor creative so here's this dumb-ass line I read on the internet."

Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam ya.

You look like you don't have a mean bone in your body. I'm here to fix that.

Two classics from Crimewave:

"I haven't seen you around here before. I like that in a woman."

"How about coming back to my place for some scotch and sofa?"

"I'd like to take you home and do things to you that you could never tell your family about."

If she says no. "Then would a BJ in the parking lot be out of the question?"

You'd be surprised how often this works if you have the balls to use it.

**** me if I'm wrong but have we met?

Is your dad a baker? Cause you've got great buns.

You: Can you settle a bet for my friend and I....Are you Jewish?
Girl: No
You: Thanks, I won. I bet that no Jewish girl could be that beautiful. (If no, reverse that with "only a jewish girl")

Do you like flock of seagulls?

Me, my brother, and my cousin. Oh, I thought you meant best pickup hockey lines, because we are the best together.

I have a gun, get in my van.

Abenoja - Hockeygirl - Mudfisher
ocifer Mike - Fan 4 Life - SpJon
LadyKings - Angry King - Sims

Teague - jetsgarage
BigJoe - BeachHockey

PTDP in goal

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Up for some bedroom math?

You know...add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply.