Best Pickup lines?

**TooCool** · July 5th, 2012, 06:49 PM

"Hey baby, have you ever seen a super hot stud do 25 pushups in about 5 minutes flat?"

**geogirl** · July 5th, 2012, 07:19 PM

I'm going to have to start writing them down so I can report back to this thread. The only one I remember right now is, "Do these glasses make me better looking?"

**Blaze** · July 5th, 2012, 07:54 PM

*make the "come hither" gesture with your index finger to a random lady*

"See, I just made you come with one finger. Imagine what I can do with the other four."

Have a pretty good success rate with that one.

**KRC1221** · July 5th, 2012, 09:04 PM

How's your roofie tolerance?

**nosoupforyou** · July 6th, 2012, 12:01 AM

Free Candy!

**rbochan** · July 6th, 2012, 08:55 AM

Baby, out of all the bosons in the world, you're the higgs.

**BIG JOE** · July 6th, 2012, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by rbochan

Baby, out of all the bosons in the world, you're the higgs.

I've got a god particle.....

...in my pants.

**mitchrock** · July 6th, 2012, 01:29 PM

Would you like to see the Stanley behind the cup?

**the nxt Ersberg** · July 6th, 2012, 03:29 PM

the one that always works for me is ....... here's some (insert fruity ass drink)

**STUPS** · July 6th, 2012, 03:59 PM

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!

Bond....James Bond

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