Thread: Best Pickup lines?

Hey this stuff is gold. I seriously see myself having a 10% chance of getting luckier this week.

I'm a necrophiliac. Are you good at playing dead?

I like your hair, your eyes, your smile... I like every bone in your body... Especially mine!

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"12 inches"

"My name is Brad Doty"

"yeah, I'm a virgin no biggie, just waiting for the right girl" (this works well with strippers...so I've heard anyway..."

"I'm gay, but I want to see what the fuss is all about. I bet it's gross"

According to the Chinese calendar this is the year of the Angry Dragon. Wanna celebrate?

(if you don't know what an angry dragon is, well...just google it)

Originally Posted by Diehard

According to the Chinese calendar this is the year of the Angry Dragon. Wanna celebrate?

(if you don't know what an angry dragon is, well...just google it)

It's hilarious for about 3 seconds the. It just turns into the death of the one laughing.

My wife said if I mention anything like that again my Internet privileges will be revoked.

Wanna play Pearl Harbor? I'll lay back while you blow the hell out of me

You must be radioactive because you're making my rod glow!