July 17th, 2012, 03:11 PM #41
Hey this stuff is gold. I seriously see myself having a 10% chance of getting luckier this week.
July 17th, 2012, 08:02 PM #42
I'm a necrophiliac. Are you good at playing dead?
July 17th, 2012, 08:17 PM #43
I like your hair, your eyes, your smile... I like every bone in your body... Especially mine!
July 18th, 2012, 07:08 PM #44
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July 20th, 2012, 12:03 AM #45
Best Pickup lines?
"My name is Brad Doty"
"yeah, I'm a virgin no biggie, just waiting for the right girl" (this works well with strippers...so I've heard anyway..."
"I'm gay, but I want to see what the fuss is all about. I bet it's gross"
July 22nd, 2012, 06:10 AM #46
According to the Chinese calendar this is the year of the Angry Dragon. Wanna celebrate?
(if you don't know what an angry dragon is, well...just google it)
July 23rd, 2012, 03:41 PM #47
It's hilarious for about 3 seconds the. It just turns into the death of the one laughing.
Originally Posted by Diehard
My wife said if I mention anything like that again my Internet privileges will be revoked.
July 23rd, 2012, 08:41 PM #48
Wanna play Pearl Harbor? I'll lay back while you blow the hell out of me
July 23rd, 2012, 08:46 PM #49
You must be radioactive because you're making my rod glow!
July 23rd, 2012, 11:15 PM #50
"Have you ever been to Istanbul?"