Thread: Best Pickup lines?

"I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?"

R4 is red. R2 is blue. If I was the force, then I'd be with you.

"I'm a Melf." - TooCool. It only works for him, but it's at a 100% success rate.

Hi................................................ .................................................. .................................................. ...wanna ****?

Trust me , I'm a doctor

Can I borrow two cups of Reddi-Wip???

Nice shoes, wanna bang?

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

You'll do.