Thread: Birthday in VEGAS! Best thing to do?

Originally Posted by santiclaws

You can always tell when a man has had to fight for his right to party.

My last Epic weekend in Vegas occurred 11 years ago with 40 of my closest friends to celebrate the coming end of my bachelorhood. After several attempts to rekindle that weekend, I have concluded that because we're all a bit long in the tooth now, some have passed on, and some have lost their taste for blowing a wad of cash on hand of blackjack en lieu of paying their mortgage or saving for their kids to go to college, I just don't see it ever happening again.

Machine guns.... Shoot machine guns.... Or go to Dig This and play with bulldozers...

Originally Posted by Birdman

Dude, you're going to celebrate your 30th birthday in Vegas and you're asking for help from us?

Don't get any hookers, and by all means don't get any blow. You'll wind up getting robbed by the former, and have an OD on the latter.

Save your money, stay home, and read the 2012 edition of the Baseball Prospectus.

OK, joking aside, Olympic Gardens is fun for a bit, taking over a craps table at the Golden Nugget downtown for a while can lead to mass anarchy and fun with your friends, and then capping the night with a 5 hour drunken mess at a Blackjack table with the same group, especially if you're hollering at random and using special codewords for blackjacks, hot chicks, and douchebags.

Oh, and go read this series Bill Simmons goes to Vegas - ESPN.

You mean the Olympic Gardens Topless Cabaret & Old Hookers Home...don't you???