Thread: Charlize Theron vs Scarlett Johanson

I'm with Big Joe...whatever he votes for. Complete crackup yesterday...pls C.T., please

Originally Posted by geogirl

Three-way with both. And toys.

That's my vote anyway.

Now I want a 4 way...
It'd be like I had my own Harem. Scarlett Mondays. Charlize tuesdays. Geogirl wednsdays. Mudwrestling tourney to determine the rest of the week.

edit:
Better make that a 5 way, can't forget about Megan. Rawr.

Nope, Monster killed Theron for me...

Scarlett all the way

Originally Posted by Mondo Blando

Nope, Monster killed Theron for me...

Scarlett all the way

I worked a Saturday Night Live a few years ago when Mick Jagger was the musical guest. Charlize was the host that night and I gotta say in person she is totally drop-dead-gorgeous. It was a pleasant 3 days at Rockefeller Center.

Both, together, on my desert island.

Originally Posted by VCRW

I worked a Saturday Night Live a few years ago when Mick Jagger was the musical guest. Charlize was the host that night and I gotta say in person she is totally drop-dead-gorgeous. It was a pleasant 3 days at Rockefeller Center.

And your right arm became the Popeye arms...don't worry mine did too after watching her in that sun dress on Legend of Bagger Vance.

Originally Posted by CardiacKid56

Both, together, on my desert island.

Why the hell does everyone want a desert island?
You realize there's no water since it's a desert right?
There will probably be snakes, not just yours.
Only about 5-9 coconuts (giggity) grow per tree.
Eventually it will get too hot after the one time you have sex and they'll be whining about food and water and you not having a job on said desert island.
How big is this island? Is there a mountain top? It's probably a volcano. You'll be dead in 3 days.
When they are pregnant, where do you take them? There aren't any doctors, hippies, coat hangers, or stairs around desert island you know.
There are probably natives there that will rape you before the two women, as seen in the documentary of these people that got stuck on an island, there was a skinny guy and fat guy who were intimate, a professor, his sandy vag'ed wife, two hot chicks who for some reason never got pregnant.
and lastly...how can you survive there without watching Maury after work?

ANSWER ME!!!

Scarlett J

Originally Posted by mark1178

And your right arm became the Popeye arms...don't worry mine did too after watching her in that sun dress on Legend of Bagger Vance.



Why the hell does everyone want a desert island?
You realize there's no water since it's a desert right?
There will probably be snakes, not just yours.
Only about 5-9 coconuts (giggity) grow per tree.
Eventually it will get too hot after the one time you have sex and they'll be whining about food and water and you not having a job on said desert island.
How big is this island? Is there a mountain top? It's probably a volcano. You'll be dead in 3 days.
When they are pregnant, where do you take them? There aren't any doctors, hippies, coat hangers, or stairs around desert island you know.
There are probably natives there that will rape you before the two women, as seen in the documentary of these people that got stuck on an island, there was a skinny guy and fat guy who were intimate, a professor, his sandy vag'ed wife, two hot chicks who for some reason never got pregnant.
and lastly...how can you survive there without watching Maury after work?

ANSWER ME!!!

What was the question?

Ok, Charlize.

For those who need pics to decide.





And someone mentioned Decker....



All three are ridiculously hot, so I choose all three!