- 2 Post By mitchrock
- 5 Post By FiresOne
- 2 Post By mark1178
April 2nd, 2012, 11:03 AM #1
A Day in the Life of me...
I know you wanted a glimpse into a typical conversation with me on the phone.
Best Friend - White Text
Jared - Friend... kind of, he's the guy you know who takes the last pizza and/or beer, and that guy who you don't invite to parties or guys night out, but he manages to #$*%ing find you anyway. Stupid Craig! (See dane cook...I hate him but this part is true)
Corey - Best friend Laken's little brother who got caught masturbating by his mom while there was a party at their house.
April 2nd, 2012, 11:50 AM #2
So glad I don't know you.
April 2nd, 2012, 12:15 PM #3
April 2nd, 2012, 12:21 PM #4
Originally Posted by mark1178
WoW, Small world!!! I got caught masturbating by his mom too!!!
April 2nd, 2012, 12:43 PM #5
Tell him you'll take $40 now and you will guarantee it.
How the hell will he ever know if you actually did it??
April 2nd, 2012, 12:56 PM #6
Duh, spat in our hands and shook. That means it's bound by God, The President, and Jerry Springer.
Originally Posted by eddieshack23
It's an unbroken oath.