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    Default A Day in the Life of me...

    I know you wanted a glimpse into a typical conversation with me on the phone.

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    Me-Green Text
    Best Friend - White Text
    Jared - Friend... kind of, he's the guy you know who takes the last pizza and/or beer, and that guy who you don't invite to parties or guys night out, but he manages to #$*%ing find you anyway. Stupid Craig! (See dane cook...I hate him but this part is true)
    Corey - Best friend Laken's little brother who got caught masturbating by his mom while there was a party at their house.


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    So glad I don't know you.
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    I laughed

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    Quote Originally Posted by mark1178 View Post
    Corey - Best friend Laken's little brother who got caught masturbating by his mom while there was a party at their house.

    WoW, Small world!!! I got caught masturbating by his mom too!!!

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    Tell him you'll take $40 now and you will guarantee it.

    How the hell will he ever know if you actually did it??

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    Quote Originally Posted by eddieshack23 View Post
    Tell him you'll take $40 now and you will guarantee it.

    How the hell will he ever know if you actually did it??
    Duh, spat in our hands and shook. That means it's bound by God, The President, and Jerry Springer.
    It's an unbroken oath.
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