- 1 Post By FishMonger
January 6th, 2012, 09:44 PM #1
Drunk Denver Woman Attempts to Pee on Abstract Painting
She also punched it, dropped her pants and rubbed her buttocks against it. But since she missed with the pee attempt, she won't be charged with attempted urinary art defacing or something like that. She's obviously a connoisseur judging from her pic.
Drunk Lady Rubs Butt, Tries to Pee on $30 Million Painting
January 6th, 2012, 09:48 PM #2
I kinda want to party with her. Oh the stories!
January 6th, 2012, 10:17 PM #3
Ive felt like doing that to a bunch of paintings I've seen. Abstract 'art" my butt!
January 7th, 2012, 08:22 AM #4
Not to offend the art lovers but...
How the hell is this worth $30,000,000?
Personally I would not pay a cent over 3,000,000!
January 7th, 2012, 09:02 AM #5
January 9th, 2012, 12:13 PM #6
Wait... was that yellow spot on the right there before or after she peed?
On a (slightly) more serious note, how drunk do you have to be to get mad at a painting? Granted, it's stupid that it is worth so much, but to have so much anger towards an inanimate object that you drop start disrobing is pretty out there.
Last edited by FishMonger; January 9th, 2012 at 12:15 PM.
January 9th, 2012, 12:35 PM #7
i would pee the s out of that painting. a five year old kid could paint something better than that
January 11th, 2012, 04:53 PM #8