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Thread: Drunk Denver Woman Attempts to Pee on Abstract Painting

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    Part of the "Quick" Crowd Royal_Roader's Avatar
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    Default Drunk Denver Woman Attempts to Pee on Abstract Painting

    She also punched it, dropped her pants and rubbed her buttocks against it. But since she missed with the pee attempt, she won't be charged with attempted urinary art defacing or something like that. She's obviously a connoisseur judging from her pic.

    Drunk Lady Rubs Butt, Tries to Pee on $30 Million Painting

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    I kinda want to party with her. Oh the stories!

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    Ive felt like doing that to a bunch of paintings I've seen. Abstract 'art" my butt!

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    Not to offend the art lovers but...


    How the hell is this worth $30,000,000?

    Personally I would not pay a cent over 3,000,000!

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    I could pee on that.

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    Wait... was that yellow spot on the right there before or after she peed?

    On a (slightly) more serious note, how drunk do you have to be to get mad at a painting? Granted, it's stupid that it is worth so much, but to have so much anger towards an inanimate object that you drop start disrobing is pretty out there.
    Last edited by FishMonger; January 9th, 2012 at 12:15 PM.
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    i would pee the s out of that painting. a five year old kid could paint something better than that

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    Film at 11:00?

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