Thread: Good news, fellas!

next time your woman doesn't consent to a good grope, show her this:

Squeezing breasts can stop cancer

News doesnt get any better than that.

I am going to personally start a breast cancer prevention center were women can be treated for free by me. Hey, I am willing to sacrifice my time for a good cause!

A feel good story indeed.

I'm doing my part. Some would call me a humanitarian.

I expected "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance" but this is better.

Finally an uplifting story.

Thank you,

Just thinking of all the lives I've saved.

motorboating for the cure.

The best PSA I've ever seen