Face it, when we die we want to leave a lasting impression. Something for family members, friends, loved ones, pet guinea pigs and neighbors to remember you by.
1. I don't want on be buried, I want to be put in a bathtub with nothing on but a diaper, a pirate hat, a first gen iPod nano, a bag of crunchy Cheetos and the Roy Orbison album collection in vinyl, and cast out to sea. Also, the bathtub will have the words "TIME MACHINE" written in crayon in the side it. Aliens who visit our world when the next ice age comes will have WTF faces and I will be happy and not haunt the person who does not fulfill this request.
2. This is how you make sure you die before your wife. Tell her that if she dies before you, you plan on being buried next to her and your grave stone will have your name, birth and year of death, and the words "I'm with stupid" with an arrow pointing at her grave carved into it.
Want to leave a lasting memory of yourself? You know I do, because knowing is half the battle.