I need drinking help

I've never had a hangover...
My body is my temple.

I'd recommend a wine cooler. They tend to go down more gently across a novice palate. A few over the course of an evening should do you nicely.

Then, if you really want, Wild Turkey.

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Originally Posted by gunmetalgray

I'd recommend a wine cooler. They tend to go down more gently across a novice palate. A few over the course of an evening should do you nicely.

Then, if you really want, buy a purse.

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Fixed.

If you're gonna drink, might as well do it at a titty bar.

Good alcohol, moderation and hydration.

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Originally Posted by Bogey

If you're gonna drink, might as well do it at a titty bar.

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That's always true.

Start off in style, chase the Green Fairy..............


Absinthe

And buy the real stuff.

Has this happened yet? I want stories.

Yeah, seriously. I think I've been drunk a few times since this thread started.

Can't really go wrong with some homemade moonshine...