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  1. March 14th, 2012, 11:18 PM #1
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    Default Insults from around the world

    The 9 Most Devastating Insults From Around the World | Cracked.com
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  2. March 15th, 2012, 02:23 AM #2
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    I silenced an Ucks fan that kept insulting me while working for THE Savation Army a couple years ago...

    The time I got even was when she saw a friend and proudly announced that she was going to night school...

    I said "With a face like yours...I wouldn't want be seen in daylight either!!!"... For some strange reason...the insults stopped...
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  3. March 15th, 2012, 07:49 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by EshootzEscorez:2393711
    The 9 Most Devastating Insults From Around the World | Cracked.com
    I hate using "lol" but i did lol.
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  4. March 15th, 2012, 09:43 AM #4
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    i dream of farting on you should NOT have been an honorable mention... that is FLAT out HAWN!
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    I am surprised Brogan isn't on the list!
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    LOL A Romanian I used to work with actually told me that last one.
    Funny stuff, even his wife was a mouth cussing woman
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  7. March 16th, 2012, 07:45 AM #7
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    BTW wives/girlfriends don't take it so well when they say "My head hurts" and you follow it with "Yeah, well your face is killing me."
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    Phenominal! My favorites:

    "May your wife give birth to a centipede so you have to work for shoes all your life!!!"

    "Suck devilcock in hell you fa**otdwarf!"

    "Shampoo my di*k-hair with your saliva!"
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  9. March 16th, 2012, 11:28 AM #9
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    An old welder I used to know was the best, my favorite was
    "She looks like they lit her face on fire and put it out with a bag of nickels"
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  10. March 16th, 2012, 10:25 PM #10
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    "May your house be live on CNN" (Da bog da ti kuca bila na CNN-U)--this essentially means I hope NATO will bomb your house.
    That one actually makes sense.
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