I silenced an Ucks fan that kept insulting me while working for THE Savation Army a couple years ago...
The time I got even was when she saw a friend and proudly announced that she was going to night school...
I said "With a face like yours...I wouldn't want be seen in daylight either!!!"... For some strange reason...the insults stopped...
I hate using "lol" but i did lol.Originally Posted by EshootzEscorez:2393711
Frozen Fury, the only reason you can't wait for summer to end!
i dream of farting on you should NOT have been an honorable mention... that is FLAT out HAWN!
I am surprised Brogan isn't on the list!
LOL A Romanian I used to work with actually told me that last one.
Funny stuff, even his wife was a mouth cussing woman
BTW wives/girlfriends don't take it so well when they say "My head hurts" and you follow it with "Yeah, well your face is killing me."
Phenominal! My favorites:
"May your wife give birth to a centipede so you have to work for shoes all your life!!!"
"Suck devilcock in hell you fa**otdwarf!"
"Shampoo my di*k-hair with your saliva!"
Last edited by Yog S'loth; March 16th, 2012 at 09:20 AM.
An old welder I used to know was the best, my favorite was
"She looks like they lit her face on fire and put it out with a bag of nickels"