1. Do you ever buy tickets to concerts and then not go? nope
2. Can you tell me why I keep doing that? Because you like petting yourself. Self Gratification is perfectly normal.
3. What's your favorite western? Blazing Saddles
1. Where do you get your LA Kings tix from?
2. Why is our government no longer concerned about the mediterranean fruit fly?
3. If Ben & Jerry's were to make an Ice Cream after you, what would the flavor/s be?
1) When my brother worked there we used to get them from Southpark, now stubhub
2) I wasn't aware that they were, should we be?
3) Vanilla ice cream, Skor bars (or nibbles) and possibly some caramel
1: Would Thomas sandstrom score 50 today? (if he were in his prime)
2: Whats the oddest/randomest thing you put on a taco?
3: How tall is your xmas tree? (not that one sicko's)
1. Tell me about a time when you went out of your way to make a total stranger of the opposite sex notice you.
2. Tell me about the last time you were truly, really, honestly, no **** scared for your life due to an imminent threat to your welbeing.
3. Adolescent male silverback gorilla vs. Adolescent male orangutan in a steel cage death match. Which do you bet on, and why? No foreign objects!
Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Bullets are cheap. Life is priceless.
1. Tell me about a time when you went out of your way to make a total stranger of the opposite sex notice you.
Tough one, been a long time since my single days....lemme see. About 16 or 17 years ago, I used to coach a friends kid in a roller hockey league, one of the kids with a hot single mom got slashed and was crying. I jumped onto the rink and helped calm him down and walked him over to the hot mom. Did it work, in a way yes, I got a date. Did I get laid, no.
2. Tell me about the last time you were truly, really, honestly, no **** scared for your life due to an imminent threat to your welbeing. Was scared recently for my life when things didn't look good from my annual physical. BP was sky high and blockage was detected on the heart. BP meds are working and blockage is not as bad as physical showed, exercise and Niacin should clear it up.
3. Adolescent male silverback gorilla vs. Adolescent male orangutan in a steel cage death match. Which do you bet on, and why? No foreign objects!
Silverback will win and it won't even be close.
1. Why should I notice you?
2. What is the key to tonight's game?
3. Manhattan or New England Clam Chowder?
1. Because Im flippin adorable.
2. More goals than them.
3. All of the above. I'm genetically predisposed to liking seafood since I am asian.
1. You totally tickled Elmos wanger area when you got the doll didn't you?
2. In the movie Euro Trip, did you almost puke when the brother and sister kissed?
3. My joints hurt gonna take my Glucosamine and Chondroitin. I am 33 years old and I feel like the tin man before oil, what do I do?
1. I did, but only because my parents didn't get a real one, but a counterfeit one, which, well, had different vibrating parts. I am still disturbed by the whole thing and wonder the streets at 10:00 p.m because of it. Which reminds me, what time is it?
2. I haven't watched that movie, but after watching movies like Salo, I doubt it that it would disturb me. Remember kids, the trick is to desensitive oneself from filth early on and get the traumatic moments out of the way. My grandmother would say, don't put off the trauma for tomorrow if you can suffer through it today.
3. Click your ruby slippers together and the answer will come to you or rather you will realize you've always had it.
1. What did you have for dinner?
2. Favorite classic R&B performer (before the 1980's)? Why?
3. Oldest appliance/electronic that you remember ever owning? Piece of **** or old school nostalgic retro charm?
been a while since I have been on LGK and actually posted, this looked like a fun thread to jump into
1. Bakers Burger, double cheese with fries and an Iced Tea. They are the poor mans In-N-Out burger out here in the dirtland empire.
2. Old Michael Jackson, if he counts, back when he was alive and not white was amazing. I guess it would be Young Michael Jackson, with the Jackson 5. Also to get more mo-town on it I did like the Temptations, just saw more of them than anyone else. The original "(you give me) Fever" by Little Willie John is solid as well.
3. Sadly I just lost my oldest electric appliance. It made its debut in 1989 in college. It was a snack master and made the worlds greatest grilled cheese sandwiches. it sealed the bread up, almost creating hot pockets. It finally died 2 years ago, and I had to go buy a new one, just isnt quite the same though.
ok, my turn:
1. How do you like your coffee?
2. What happened to the political postings in the Reality Hipcheck Forum (and did dgrycan go with them?)
3. Have you ever seen anyone stopped at the INS checkpoint on the I-15 from San Diego (or the Ag Check point on the I-15 near Barstow for that matter?)
[1. How do you like your coffee? Strong and black like my women.
2. What happened to the political postings in the Reality Hipcheck Forum (and did dgrycan go with them?) Too much BS. Same people causing the same crap over and over again. This is a Hockey board, not a Politics Board.
3. Have you ever seen anyone stopped at the INS checkpoint on the I-15 from San Diego (or the Ag Check point on the I-15 near Barstow for that matter?) I have not seen any one stopped, but I HAVE seen FLYING childron on the I-5 checkpoint.
1. What is the worst fast food experience you had?
2. Where's Waldo?
3. Where do you get your fiber from?
1. Jack in the box, bought a #4 and the prize in the bag was diarhea for a week. Didn't sleep for 5 days, puked and shot doo doo butter out all week.
2. Over there
3. Fiber One Cereal
1. If it smells like a fish, it's probably a _______?
2. In the episode of South Park that Paris Hilton guessed starred in, who was her opponent at the whore off?
3. U2's best album?