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1. No, and only if I was gay.Originally Posted by Diehard
2. Depends on where I'm at? If I was at work, like I am right now? Masturbate furiously.
3. In the Shakespearean sense? None. I've never slept with a word.
1. When we inevitably get to human cloning, do you think it should be legal to pay for sex with clone prostitutes?
2. What's your favorite sci-fi movie of all time?
3. Favorite comedian?
1. Yes, it should be legal.
2. Tough one, will have to go with Star Wars. It broke a mold and no movie has had more of an impact on our culture since.
3. HArd to pick one, love Eddie Izzard and Ron White.
1. How are you going to celebrate MartinLuther King Day?
2. What are your New Years Resolutions?
3. Paper of Plastic?
1. I'll be working, like I do every Monday, but to celebrate later in the evening I'll probably pour myself a Black Xantus Imperial Stout.
2. To stop being a cynical smart ass as my default setting
3. Paper because I can use it for a lot of other things like filling with empty 22 oz beer bottles, or making a book cover, or a cat toy. But more importantly b/c I can recycle them more easily. Oh, and it's hard to wipe with plastic.
1. Why is it such a big deal if guys leave the toilet seat up?
2. What is the perfect meal?
3. Have goatees run their course?
1. because it's no fun falling into the water in the middle of the night. what's the worst that can happen to a guy when he half asleep takes a wiz at 4am and the seat is (inconveniently for him) down and he doesn't notice? dribble on the seat a bit? not nearly as jarring as falling in.
2. almost anything with fries or cheese. too bad I gotta cut back now that the holidays are over (and I have to drop the usual holiday weight).
3. I'd say so, I'm not really a fan of goatees. I think I've seen too many early 20s guys with unruly chin pubes to ever find them attractive.
1. do you have anyone in your family who is a hoarder? what does he/she hoard?
2. does it bother you if someone in your family who should remember Xmas/your bday forgets? or do you not care?
3. have you ever been super attracted to someone and then they did something or you found out something about them that was total boner kill? if so, please elaborate.
1. do you have anyone in your family who is a hoarder? what does he/she hoard?
2. does it bother you if someone in your family who should remember Xmas/your bday forgets? or do you not care?
3. have you ever been super attracted to someone and then they did something or you found out something about them that was total boner kill? if so, please elaborate.
1. Yeah, nothing like the extreme cases that you see on television shows, but it's one of those things that exists on a spectrum. Most of the stuff that is hoarded by said person is things like too many clothes, shoes, books, dishes, and other things. Usually useful stuff it's just way too much of it all. I think that's probably the most likely scenarios when it comes to hoarders as opposed to more extreme cases when people won't throw away ANYTHING.
2. I am the most likely to forget birthdays and important dates, lol! I don't know if it bothers anyone. Hahaha! I used to say that if I ever got married I wanted it to on a known day, say a popular holiday, but then when said marriage ends in divorce, lol, it would probably just ruin the holiday for the rest of my life. And personally, I don't really mind if people forget my birthday, I mean, it's not like it really matters. Haha!
3. Generally, what really is a boner kill is when someone just doesn't like anything that one enjoys or worse yet never heard of say one's favorite bands, writers...you get the idea. Haha! There's this movie where two gay guys are talking and one of them says that he'll throw anybody out of bed who doesn't like Karen Carpenter, lol! I used to say that I would throw anybody out of bed who doesn't like Alfred Hitchcock's movies, but I am not in any position to be that picky.
And no, there has never been a case when I met someone who was totally hot and interesting and turned out to have something really bad about them like say be Fidel Castro supporters or sex offenders. Life hasn't treated me that maliciously and I am not a character from Girl with the Dragon Tattoo either. Haha!
1. Any religious beliefs? Align yourself with a specific religion? Agnostic? Indifferent? What?
2. Do you believe in anything occult? Say ghosts? Any supernatural occurrences? What do you think about stuff like that in general?
3. The last band shirt that you wore?
1. nope. i'm mostly indifferent. i find it hard to believe that there's this one almighty responsible for and watching over every thing amongst us, BUT i do wonder if this intense connection i feel to the people i love will continue after life or if i'm destined to just turn to dust and completely cease to exist when i die.
2. no.
3. hot water music. i wore my thursday jacket today though. i wear it everyday, when i take the dog and kid out for a walk.
1. what kind of shoes do you wear most often?
2. target or walmart? (choose wisely, lol).
3. what's your favorite bbq food?
1. Hollowed out potato skins mostly. But my feet are still growing so it's getting hard to find my size.
2. NEITHER. Seriously. Never been to the new (2 years ago?) Target, and only once to Walmart and shocked how expensive it was and how instantly depressed I felt to be there. I think they pump depression vapor in through the ventilation system.
3. Easy: Ribs, Ribs, and more Ribs. Pork (duh), loooong and slow smoked, dry-rub crusted with the sauce on the side. If there is a Heaven, bet they're servin' up some mighty fine slabs--or it wouldn't BE Heaven at all.
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1. Ever stepped into the lavatory and pleasured yourself on a long flight? You know, just to get some sleep? Or just cuz? If not, ever considered it and chickened out?
2. You won a contest and the prize was you could just walk up and bitch-slap one celebrity or public figure as hard as you wanted. Who would it be? And why?
3. A celebrity or public figure won a contest and the prize was that they could just walk up and bitch-slap you as hard as they wanted. They did, and though it stung like hell you were turned the **** on by it. Who was it?
1. NO. and mostly because i think airplane lavatories are disgusting germ closets. i'm probably a bit "different" from other people in that i prefer getting dirty in clean places. i don't normally need that kind of action to get some sleep anyway, but maybe it's because i'm no guy, lol.
2. i can think of a lot. but one? miley cyrus. i hate the way she talks and her horsey face.
3. mike patton. i'm sure we would have some amazing, cultured, artistic, experimental... conversations... while he slaps me. i might even make an exception and let him do all that with me in an airplane w.c....
1. what kinds of things do you get really excited about and geek over?
2. what is the worst thing you've ever done to someone who annoyed the hell out of you?
3. have you ever called the cops and what was it for?
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1. I totally geek over smartphones. Before Jr came along I would change my phone more often than my underwear. I gotta have the latest and the greatest. Ask anyone at work and they all call me the tehcno geek.1. what kinds of things do you get really excited about and geek over?
2. what is the worst thing you've ever done to someone who annoyed the hell out of you?
3. have you ever called the cops and what was it for?
2. When we were all drunk I put shampoo in a cup, got a good foam going on it and told this guy "Can you taste this beer something doesn't seem right." I thought he was going to puke his guts out.
3. Loud party below my house about 2 years ago. I thought I was very understanding in that I waited until 2:00 AM but they still kept partying. So I called and no more party.
1. Cops or firemen?
2. What law have you broken and not been caught? (Misdemeanors and felonies only please. No traffic violations unless its a felony)
3. Best line, excuse or action used to get out of a ticket.
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We are the Samurai, the warrior elite who protect and serve. Armed and armored from head to toe, masters of our personal weapons and bound by Honor, Duty, Loyalty, and Honesty. We walk the long path into the places society would prefer forgotten, and chase those demons that most would run from screaming in fear. We are the Samurai.
1) Sorry but firechicks are way hotter than copchicks
2) My son and I are quite the team of shop lifters. I was in line at the airport to get some snacks and he was acting up, so I tossed him on my shoulders. Got to the front where I paid for 2 bottles of water a thing of milk and some reeses pieces. Went back to the waiting area to meet my wife and my boy says to her "mommy daddy got me chips!" I have no idea how he snagged them but he had a bag of cheetos in his hands.
3) Never been able to get out of a ticket, but I did manage to get directions once so at least I had that going for me.
1: How much are you looking forward to Mayan calendar end of the universe media?
2: Did you have any idea Stephen Colbert was on whose line is it anyway?
3: Any reaction to Tebow's OT TD throw?
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