Thread: Its confirmed! Chuck Norris is the pinnacle of human evolution!

The wife and I were having a action packed evening over Memorial Day Weekend and got sucked into a few episodes of Ancient Aliens. That show pisses me off so much but I just can't turn the channel. The leaps and bounds that these hacks make to just assume the cause of every action is aliens is quite laughable. But, on the episode we were watching they showed the usual picture of the evolution of man but this one clearly depicts Chuck Norris and the top of the evolutionary ladder!

Dude I love that show. My wife is absolutely astounded that I can turn on an episode and pass out asleep before they even get to the introductory credits. I didn't even realize one of the episodes was about Nazi's I fell asleep so fast.

The History channel exists because Chuck Norris allows it too.