July 25th, 2013, 03:54 PM #11
I'd be killing trainers left and right. According to Joe Rogan though, they don't kill us because we used to use them as target practice around WWII, which makes total sense to anyone who uses large amounts of drugs.
Originally Posted by mitchrock
July 26th, 2013, 02:11 AM #12
So "if" we get "deadlocked", we'll be "sequestered" at the Springfield Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO. Ooh. Free Willy.
July 26th, 2013, 12:03 PM #13
Poor orca. Dolphin is not that good. A huge ass pig, sure. But a dolphin? Ehh.
July 26th, 2013, 12:20 PM #14
I like dolphins, they taste like tuna.
July 28th, 2013, 07:19 PM #15
And the cuter the dolphin, the more delicious the meat is.
Originally Posted by Homer Simpson
July 29th, 2013, 11:59 AM #16
It makes perfect sense actually.
Originally Posted by Salty Dog
July 29th, 2013, 03:18 PM #17
oh and thanks for any excuse to post this
July 30th, 2013, 08:57 AM #18
I guess if they can jump that high to touch a pole at Sea World and get a tiny fish as a reward, they will jump that high in the wild to eat an entire dolphin.
July 30th, 2013, 09:14 AM #19