Life's Mysteries:

**seraphim** · February 23rd, 2012, 02:21 PM

how do blind people know when they are done wiping their ass?

-_Sf

**Fisticuffs82** · February 23rd, 2012, 02:56 PM

Watch Jim Jefferies: 'Alcoholocaust' stand up comedy act.

*sniff-sniff.

**Noble Savage** · February 23rd, 2012, 03:53 PM

Why are hot dogs sold in packs of. . . aw, **** it. I can't play this game.

**Homer Simpson** · February 23rd, 2012, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by seraphim

how do blind people know when they are done wiping their ass?

-_Sf

They lick their fingers.

**orpheus** · February 23rd, 2012, 06:56 PM

How does anybody ever know, I mean toilet paper can fool you, and I am assuming that none of you have eyes in that area.

I don't worry about because I am constantly in the water.

One life mystery that I do often think about, however, is why don't circus peanuts taste like peanuts?

**Defgarden** · February 23rd, 2012, 07:32 PM

Their other senses compensate.

**Royal_Roader** · February 24th, 2012, 02:15 PM

We won't even go into the braille at banks' drive up windows.

**King Ludwig** · February 24th, 2012, 02:23 PM

Why is there just a pair of panties and just one bra???

**notbob** · February 24th, 2012, 02:32 PM

Why does it burn when i pee?

**Royal_Roader** · February 24th, 2012, 07:11 PM

I just realized that one should never touch those braille plates, because they may have just been fondled by a blind person who did a s***ty job wiping himself-- pun intended.

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