More quotes from Mark Wahlberg
"If I had been on that boat with Sheriff Broady and Quint, they wouldn't have needed a bigger boat"
"If I had been on the Titanic, things would have gone down different, like in NOT AT ALL"
"If I had been QB for the Pats a few years back, they go undefeated winning the SB"
"The Hells Angels never would have shanked that hippie at Altamont if I were a roadie with the Stones"
"If I was piloting the Challenger on that cold morning in '86, would have been mission accomplished. Just sayin"
Anyone heard any others?