Motion To Ban The Phrase "It doesn't matter, we won the Cup!"

**USCKingsFan31** · June 25th, 2012, 05:19 PM

Where did Elias take our puck?

"It doesn't matter, we won the Cup! Stop complaining!"

Why the hell aren't we on the cover of Sports Illustrated?

"It doesn't matter, we won the Cup! Who cares?"

Global warming is melting the icecaps...

"It doesn't matter, we won the Cup!"

To some extent, I actually agree. Winning the Cup was epic and does make everything else pale in comparison.

But this is an online community fueled by discussion. If we aren't allowed to discuss anything now that we've won the Cup, we might as well just shut LGK down.

**CardiacKid56** · June 25th, 2012, 05:21 PM

**Trapper9** · June 25th, 2012, 05:37 PM

Your Motion is Denied, but it doesn't matter, we won the Cup!

**orpheus** · June 25th, 2012, 05:54 PM

Nope! It now serves as my get outta jail free card of sorts.

Orpheus is a drunken dumb loser who will never amount to anything. And he smells like contaminated sea water.

It doesn't matter, we won the cup!

**Blueline** · June 25th, 2012, 05:56 PM

Are you kidding? It has taken me 45 years to finally have that phrase in my bag of tricks and I'm workin it as much as I can.

Wife: You didn't take out the trash!

Me: It doesn't matter, we won the Cup!

Wife: You forgot to pay the mortgage.

Me: It doesn't matter, we won the Cup!

Police Officer: Do you know how fast you were going?

Me: It doesn't matter, we won the Cup! (might actually work on SloMo)

**orpheus** · June 25th, 2012, 06:36 PM

I am not married, but you peeps are making me wish that I were so I could use said excuse, lol!

Potential Wife: You're lazy, indiscreet, and bad in bed as well.

Orphy: It doesn't matter, we won a cup.

Where does one go to find a wife these days?

**eddieshack23** · June 25th, 2012, 06:40 PM

None of the above matters.

We won the Cup!

**cheap** · June 25th, 2012, 06:47 PM

I don't agree with this thread....

But it doesn't matter, we won the cup!

**King Ludwig** · June 25th, 2012, 11:40 PM

Nothing really matters...except the Cup...

**Rawley19** · June 26th, 2012, 12:11 AM

A new motion: try to use this phrase in everyday life at least three times in a day. After the third time, grab the nearest hat and yell, Hat Trick!!! Works well in meetings, arguments with a spouse, telling your kids what to do, as mentioned above in the presence of law enforcement, church, supermarkets, yell this instead of bingo, and in peace rallies.

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