Sea Captain Date
Just, you know, buy a hat and talk like a pirate. You'll be good.
See, haha, what I do is go to singles bars, mope, and say out loud, I am so lonely and don't seem to find any women who are willing to boink to me.
Eventually, a woman will walk up to me, and say, you can't find a woman who's willing to boink you?
www.ashleymadison.com -- discretion assured.
Now you're just being dirty, VCRW.
You're corrupting the youth. ;)
Where's the dating service for broke (but not in prison) people?
I think what aaron is trying to say is that he is looking for midget chicks
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