Not Everyone In Pennsylvania Is This Screwed Up. Really
Both of these wonderful stories happened within 20 miles of me. If you have a few hours, the comments below the second story are quite entertaining. Apparently, our little local paper's website was visited by people from all over the country. They're just as screwed up, so I don't feel so bad.
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