"Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
Actually I know exactly how fast I was going, but I'm not going to tell you incase the radar didn't catch me at full speed!
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"Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
Actually I know exactly how fast I was going, but I'm not going to tell you incase the radar didn't catch me at full speed!
This is Anaheim Ducks hockey...
"Living in Texas" is a contradiction in terms.Quote:
Originally Posted by mark1178
Just saying
You just gotta know where to live, Austin was very fun for 6 years. Dallas/Ft Worth not so much...
**** Houston
"I am honest to a fault."
I have extensive evidence that what this REALLY means is "I'm not technically a pathological liar, but rather I withhold the truth on a regular basis so you won't have any clue what's really going on." I swear I'm going to kill the next guy who tells me this.
To expand on your post, do people really not know that prefacing a statement with "to tell you the truth" is usually an announcement that they are about to lie?Quote:
Originally Posted by geogirl
When a woman says, "I'm fine."
Ok I'm definitely all about the bad puns today cuz I really want to turn this into a bad geological joke...Quote:
Originally Posted by geogirl
this is a whole separate thread altogether...Quote:
Originally Posted by 28kings28
If you say, "...but I lie to a landslide", I'll thwack you with my rock hammer.Quote:
Originally Posted by jammer06
