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    Dogs are cool....



    Dogs are gooder than cats.....






    Don't get me started on ferrets.. 33% dog 33% cat 33% 3 year old child.. oh and a 99% kleptomaniac.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtweazle View Post

    Don't get me started on ferrets.. 33% dog 33% cat 33% 3 year old child.. oh and a 99% Sock hoarding kleptomaniacs.
    Ftfy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nocturn View Post
    Ftfy.
    If its shiny its his. Car keys, change, dont put a drink cup down without a lid or you will have a tail sticking out of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtweazle View Post
    If its shiny its his. Car keys, change, dont put a drink cup down without a lid or you will have a tail sticking out of it.
    I had 2 about 20 years ago. Friggn loved those little buggers. They loved my stinky socks and would try to take them off my feet the second I walked in the door. Once I took them off they would stash them in the corner of the room. Then they'd bounce around all happy and s*** and then sleep on them. Great pets.
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    Long before the internet this is how one trolled another.

    "Cats and Dogs" by H. P. Lovecraft

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    Lovecraft should be ashamed for what he named the Black Cat in "The Rats in the Walls."
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    Quote Originally Posted by FBJ View Post
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    I agree I've had cats and dogs. And I have two aholes right now
    Pics or you're a liar.
    Just imagine two starfishes about an inch apart from each other. You're welcome

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    Quote Originally Posted by orpheus View Post
    Lovecraft should be ashamed for what he named the Black Cat in "The Rats in the Walls."
    Yes an unfortunant choice of a name when viewed by today's standards but then Blazing Saddles could never be made and released today either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nocturn View Post
    I had 2 about 20 years ago. Friggn loved those little buggers. They loved my stinky socks and would try to take them off my feet the second I walked in the door. Once I took them off they would stash them in the corner of the room. Then they'd bounce around all happy and s*** and then sleep on them. Great pets.
    I had two ferrets when I was younger.. didn't know what they were but I felt bad because someone bought a ferret and left his buddy all alone in the cage.. and I HAD to save him, so I got a bunch of books and read all about them and got him the next day... and then a year later we got another one... I loved them...

    but! I didn't realize they were deep sleepers and the first time I went to go check on my little guy he wouldn't wake up... I started to cry and I picked him up in my arms and he still wouldn't move... and i'm dyin' thinkin' he is gone... and then he suddenly wakes up gives me a drunken sleepy look makes a big ol yawn and a little squeek came out.. and then I was cryin' at the cuteness that was him.
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    I wanted ferrets due to the movie Beastmaster, my mom wouldn't let me and my dad get me though.
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